Posts Tagged ‘E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

09
Sep
19

Quote of the Day

“Well, well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1
“This car was made in Guatemala.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #2
“I bought these shoes from a hobo.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, la de da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1
“I’m sorry, I believe in good grooming.” – Homer Simpson

07
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“The Simpsons will be reborn as a bunch of gap toothed bumpkins!” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll dig an outhouse!” – Bart Simpson
“I’ll weed the floor!” – Lisa Simpson
“I’ll repress the rage I’m feeling!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s my girl.” – Homer Simpson

07
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Lenny, you sending some outgoing mail?” – Carl
“You know it!” – Lenny
“I’ll probably send some tomorrow.” – Carl
“I hear that!” – Lenny

09
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“I have come to return King Arthur to the throne!” – Zorro
“It’s a history lesson come to life.” – Bart Simpson
“No, it isn’t.  It’s totally inaccurate.” – Lisa Simpson
“Quiet, here come the ninjas.” – Bart Simpson

07
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“Tomacco?  That’s pretty clever, Dad.  I mean, for a product that’s evil and deadly.” – Lisa Simpson
“Aw, thanks, honey.” – Homer Simpson

17
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:20 tomorrow and to please stop calling.” – Lisa Simpson

12
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

Butter Duds

“I’m sorry, but we’re not supposed to put butter on the Milk Duds.” – Teenager
“You’re not supposed to go to the bathroom without washing your hands either.” – Homer Simpson
“Touche.” – Teenager
“To the top, please. . . . Swim, my pretties.” – Homer Simpson




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