Posts Tagged ‘El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer

05
Jan
19

Quote of the Day

“Five alarm chili, eh? . . . One . . . Two . . . Hey, what’s the big idea?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, I admit it. It’s only two alarm, two and a half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.” – Ned Flanders
“Daddy, are you going to jail?” – Todd Flanders
“We’ll see, son. We’ll see.” – Ned Flanders

23
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“That Simpson, he thinks he’s the Pope of Chilitown!” – Chief Wiggum

05
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Argh, matey, nary a warning light to be seen. ‘Tis clear sailin’ ahead for our precious cargo.” – Captain McAllister
“Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?” – Sailor
“Aye, the hot pants.” – Captain McAllister

05
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“Lis, check it out: Time for Chili!” – Bart Simpson
“I saw it, Bart.” – Lisa Simpson
“You’re just mad cause there’s no clock in your hat.” – Bart Simpson
“What hat?” – Lisa Simpson

02
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

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“What should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?” – Homer Simpson
“Are you kidding? If anything you should get more possessions! You don’t even have a computer.” – Space Coyote

05
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, man, he’s here: the dude with the fire proof stomach.” – Otto
“They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.” – Lenny

12
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“Every time you go to that cook off you get drunk as a poet on payday!  Remember last year?” – Marge Simpson
“Look at me, I’m a puffy pink cloud!” – Homer Simpson




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