Posts Tagged ‘Fear of Flying

17
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“If we don’t encourage her to vent her feelings they can come out in other ways.” – Lisa Simpson
“I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They’ve been living in sin.” – Marge Simpson

18
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Wait a minute, there’s something bothering me about this place. . . . I know! This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.” – Homer Simpson
“What was her problem?” – Lesbian

29
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

JokesOnThem

“Heh, joke’s on them. I’m still alive.” – Homer Simpson

13
May
16

Facebook vs. Frinkiac

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“Marge, it’s three am! Shouldn’t you be baking?” – Homer Simpson
“In a little while.” – Marge Simpson

I stayed up much, much too late last night making .gifs on Frinkiac, so I’m afraid that there won’t be a Reading Digest today. In compensation, I present to you this offering of cookies, milk, and Simpsons .gifs mocking this ridiculous statement from benevolent Facebook general Zuckerberg.

All text is his verbatim.

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Since there are a lot of these, I’ve placed the rest after the jump:

Continue reading ‘Facebook vs. Frinkiac’

18
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Wow, we must be really flying high!  Those people down there look all tiny, blurry, just like the inside of a cataract.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

12
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“But, Marge, you deserve a vacation.  It’s a chance for you to clean up after us in a whole other state.” – Homer Simpson

18
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“Cheer up, Homer.” – Bart Simpson
“Can’t.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay!” – Bart Simpson




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