“But I keep telling you, I’m not a pilot!” – Homer Simpson
“And I keep telling you you fly boys crack me up!” – Crazy Clown Airlines Guy
“Hi, I’m Alan, I’m your co-pilot.” – Alan
“Uh, yeah, um, as a change of pace, I’m going to let you do most of the work. I think you’re ready for it, Alan. And, um, I’ll just get us started.” – Homer Simpson
“Uh, we’ll need that to live.” – Alan
“Oh, my God! This man is my exact double! . . . That dog has a puffy tail! . . . Here puff! Here puff!” – Homer Simpson
“Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened, push it deep down inside her, so she’ll never annoy us again.” – Homer Simpson
“If we don’t encourage her to vent her feelings they can come out in other ways.” – Lisa Simpson
“I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They’ve been living in sin.” – Marge Simpson
“Wait a minute, there’s something bothering me about this place. . . . I know! This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.” – Homer Simpson
“What was her problem?” – Lesbian
“Heh, joke’s on them. I’m still alive.” – Homer Simpson
“Marge, it’s three am! Shouldn’t you be baking?” – Homer Simpson
“In a little while.” – Marge Simpson
I stayed up much, much too late last night making .gifs on Frinkiac, so I’m afraid that there won’t be a Reading Digest today. In compensation, I present to you this offering of cookies, milk, and Simpsons .gifs mocking this ridiculous statement from benevolent Facebook general Zuckerberg.
All text is his verbatim.
Since there are a lot of these, I’ve placed the rest after the jump:
charliesweatpants.com
(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
The Mob Has Spoken