“Oh, my God! This man is my exact double! . . . That dog has a puffy tail! . . . Here puff! Here puff!” – Homer Simpson
Posts Tagged ‘Fear of Flying
18
Dec
17
Quote of the Day
“Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what happened, push it deep down inside her, so she’ll never annoy us again.” – Homer Simpson
17
Jun
17
Quote of the Day
“If we don’t encourage her to vent her feelings they can come out in other ways.” – Lisa Simpson
“I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They’ve been living in sin.” – Marge Simpson
18
Dec
16
Quote of the Day
“Wait a minute, there’s something bothering me about this place. . . . I know! This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.” – Homer Simpson
“What was her problem?” – Lesbian
29
Jul
16
Quote of the Day
“Heh, joke’s on them. I’m still alive.” – Homer Simpson
13
May
16
Facebook vs. Frinkiac
“Marge, it’s three am! Shouldn’t you be baking?” – Homer Simpson
“In a little while.” – Marge Simpson
I stayed up much, much too late last night making .gifs on Frinkiac, so I’m afraid that there won’t be a Reading Digest today. In compensation, I present to you this offering of cookies, milk, and Simpsons .gifs mocking this ridiculous statement from benevolent Facebook general Zuckerberg.
All text is his verbatim.
Since there are a lot of these, I’ve placed the rest after the jump:
18
Dec
15
Quote of the Day
“Wow, we must be really flying high! Those people down there look all tiny, blurry, just like the inside of a cataract.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
The Mob Has Spoken