“If we don’t encourage her to vent her feelings they can come out in other ways.” – Lisa Simpson
“I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog. They’ve been living in sin.” – Marge Simpson
Posts Tagged ‘Fear of Flying
18
Dec
16
Quote of the Day
“Wait a minute, there’s something bothering me about this place. . . . I know! This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.” – Homer Simpson
“What was her problem?” – Lesbian
29
Jul
16
Quote of the Day
“Heh, joke’s on them. I’m still alive.” – Homer Simpson
13
May
16
Facebook vs. Frinkiac
“Marge, it’s three am! Shouldn’t you be baking?” – Homer Simpson
“In a little while.” – Marge Simpson
I stayed up much, much too late last night making .gifs on Frinkiac, so I’m afraid that there won’t be a Reading Digest today. In compensation, I present to you this offering of cookies, milk, and Simpsons .gifs mocking this ridiculous statement from benevolent Facebook general Zuckerberg.
All text is his verbatim.
Since there are a lot of these, I’ve placed the rest after the jump:
18
Dec
15
Quote of the Day
“Wow, we must be really flying high! Those people down there look all tiny, blurry, just like the inside of a cataract.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
12
Aug
15
Quote of the Day
“But, Marge, you deserve a vacation. It’s a chance for you to clean up after us in a whole other state.” – Homer Simpson
18
Dec
14
Quote of the Day
“Cheer up, Homer.” – Bart Simpson
“Can’t.” – Homer Simpson
“Okay!” – Bart Simpson
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(The crotch really does wear out too fast.)
The Mob Has Spoken