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“We feel your flaming Moe is perfect for our restaurant chain. We want to buy the recipe.” – Harv Bannister
“No dice. The Flaming Moe is not for sale! Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink? . . . Uh, figure of speech.” – Moe


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“So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr. AJP Martin.” – Martin Prince
“Brilliant, Martin! Brilliant! Once again you’ve wrecked the grading curve. I pity the poor student who has to follow you. Bart Simpson, you’re next.” – Mrs. Krabappel


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“Morris, is what this man’s saying true?” – Not Shelley Long
“Well, it’s hard to say.  He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.” – Moe


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“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson
“Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“No!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s pretend you are.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Marcia Wallace would’ve been 73 today. Happy birthday.


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“One night, Marge’s beastly sisters were showing slides from their latest vacation.” – Homer Simpson
“And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets.  As you can see, we never did get the hang of it.” – Selma Bouvier
“Aye carumba!” – Bart Simpson
“As I stared up at that hairy, yellow drumstick, I knew I needed a drink.” – Homer Simpson


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“What do you offer in the way of salary?” – Not Shelly Long
“Minimum wage and tips.  Of course, there are fringe benefits.” – Moe
“Such as?” – Not Shelly Long
“An unforgettable weekend at Club Moe.” – Moe
“I’d prefer to take my vacations someplace . . . hot.” – Not Shelly Long
“I like your moxie, kid.  You’re hired.” – Moe
“You shan’t regret this.” – Not Shelly Long
“Methinks I shan’t.” – Moe

Happy Birthday Jo Ann Harris!


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“You’re too late, Homer.  Barney sucked it dry.  Cut his gums up pretty bad.” – Moe


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