Posts Tagged ‘Flaming Moe’s

21
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“Hi, Moe. Where’s that waitress of yours?” – Homer Simpson
“She left to pursue her movie career. Frankly, I think she was better off here.” – Moe

29
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“That’s it, I’m out of here!” – Homer Simpson

Ever have one of those weeks? Sheesh.

21
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“We watch Springfield’s oldest man meet Springfield’s fattest man.” – Kent Brockman
“He’s not so fat.” – Homer Simpson

09
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“We feel your flaming Moe is perfect for our restaurant chain. We want to buy the recipe.” – Harv Bannister
“No dice. The Flaming Moe is not for sale! Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink? . . . Uh, figure of speech.” – Moe

21
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

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“So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr. AJP Martin.” – Martin Prince
“Brilliant, Martin! Brilliant! Once again you’ve wrecked the grading curve. I pity the poor student who has to follow you. Bart Simpson, you’re next.” – Mrs. Krabappel

20
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“Morris, is what this man’s saying true?” – Not Shelley Long
“Well, it’s hard to say.  He may have come up with the recipe, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it.” – Moe

01
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hiya, scrumptious, do you want to ignite my drink?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“You’re my kid’s teacher.” – Homer Simpson
“Single parent, are we?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“No!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, let’s pretend you are.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Marcia Wallace would’ve been 73 today. Happy birthday.




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