Posts Tagged ‘George Meyer

27
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Homer, this is a terrible thing that’s happened. But we can’t blame ourselves.” – Marge Simpson
“We can and will!” – Homer Simpson
“Children need discipline! You can ask any syndicated advice columnist.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday, George Meyer!

27
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Mr. Simpson, I presume.” – Not Henry Morton Stanley

Happy birthday, George Meyer! 

27
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

Separate Vocations15

“First question: if I could be any animal, I would be a) a carpenter ant, b) a nurse shark, or c) a lawyer bird.” – Mrs. Krabappel

Happy birthday, George Meyer!

27
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

Stubbiness

“You think she has talent?” – Marge Simpson
“Sure!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“Do you think she could be a professional some day?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, Lord, no!” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy
“But I’ll practice every day!” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, well, I’ll be frank with you, Lisa.  And when I say frank, I mean, you know, devastating.  You’ve inherited a finger condition known as stubbiness.  It usually comes from the father’s side.” – Li’l Ludwig’s Guy

Happy birthday George Meyer!

27
Mar
13

Quote of the Day

Homer the Heretic10

“Homer, please don’t make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can’t win.” – Marge Simpson
“There you go again, always taking someone else’s side: Flanders, the water department, God.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday George Meyer!

27
Mar
12

Quote of the Day

Homer the Heretic8

“You know what I really hate about church?  Those boring sermons.” – Homer Simpson
“I couldn’t agree more.  That Reverend Lovejoy really displeases me.  I think I’ll give him a canker sore.” – God

Happy birthday George Meyer!

27
Mar
11

Quote of the Day

Homer the Heretic6

“Thou hast forsaken my church!” – God
“Well, kind of, but-” – Homer Simpson
“But what?” – God
“I’m not a bad guy, I work hard, and I love my kids.  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?” – Homer Simpson
“Hmm, you’ve got a point there.” – God

Happy birthday George Meyer!




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