Posts Tagged ‘Grade School Confidential

09
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“And finally, the bake sale to raise money for the car wash has been cancelled due to confusion.” – Principal Skinner

16
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Fine. Stay in the school. We don’t want you to come out.” – Chief Wiggum
“You got it!” – Bart Simpson
“Damn.” – Chief Wiggum

27
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.” – Ralph Wiggum
“Baby looked at you?” – Chief Wiggum

12
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Bart!” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Uh, Mrs. K!  Hey, it’s Saturday.  Your powers are useless against me.” – Bart Simpson

31
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“I guess we could go to Martin’s party.” – Bart Simpson
“I don’t know.  If we’re seen there it’ll definitely take our social standing down a notch.” – Milhouse van Houten
“We’re at what now, three?” – Bart Simpson
“Three and a half.  We get beaten up, but we get an explanation.” – Milhouse van Houten

04
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“I told you we should’ve served cake instead of oysters!” – Mr. Prince
“I’m ruined!” – Martin Prince
“Ha-haaauh.” – Nelson Muntz

12
Jan
13

Quote of the Day

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“Is this how you imagined your life, Edna?” – Principal Skinner
“Well, yes, but then I was a very depressed child.” – Mrs. Krabappel
“To poor decisions.” – Principal Skinner
“Hear, hear.” – Mrs. Krabappel




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