Posts Tagged ‘Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

11
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“We got a lotta tonic to sell and a lotta towns to visit! Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Great, I’m gonna be stuck in the car all weekend with that wheezy windbag.” – Homer Simpson
“And that’s what’s wrong with Bart’s generation. Now, as for your generation…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

22
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“This isn’t very erotic. I think an actual a utility room.” – Marge Simpson
“No, honey, it’s a romantic fantasy. I imagine I’m the janitor, and you’re . . . the janitor’s wife, who has to live with me in the utility room.” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t mind me, folks. Just need to get the old wet-dry vac.” – Aphrodite Inn Guy

04
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Marge, this guy looks like Apu!” – Homer Simpson

04
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

seriousdrinking

“Someday you’ll thank me for all this scary love. But now I’ve got to go somewhere and do some serious thinking.” – Homer Simpson
“I’m sure he meant to say ‘serious drinking’.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s what I assumed.” – Lisa Simpson

04
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement? Maybe I could’ve been something more than I am, like a travel agent . . . to a great scientist. Or the inventor of a hilarious refrigerator alarm.” – Homer Simpson

04
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

RunThisTown

“What’s going on?  Where are all the grown-ups?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Who cares?  With no adults around, I run this city! . . . Uh, carry on.” – Nelson Muntz

25
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hurry up!  We got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of towns to visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




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