Posts Tagged ‘Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy



04
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

RunThisTown

“What’s going on?  Where are all the grown-ups?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Who cares?  With no adults around, I run this city! . . . Uh, carry on.” – Nelson Muntz

25
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy15

“Hurry up!  We got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of towns to visit: Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

04
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

HelpSatisfyingHisWife

“Sir, uh, hello, sir?  Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife.” – Homer Simpson

02
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy14

“Kids, your Daddy and his Daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolaty . . . put it away, boy! . . . situation.” – Homer Simpson

04
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy13

“Where are my pants?” – Homer Simpson
“You threw them out the window in a fit of passion.  You said you were never going to need them again.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, hurry, Neddy.  They’re awful.” – Maude Flanders
“You just be ready with that garbage bag.” – Ned Flanders

08
Jul
12

Quote of the Day

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy12

“Legend has it, my great-grand-pappy stumbled upon this recipe when he was trying to invent a cheap substitute for holy water.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

12
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy11

“Oh, mama!  This is finally really happening.  After years of disappointment with get rich quick schemes, I know I’m gonna get rich with this scheme, and quick!” – Homer Simpson




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