Posts Tagged ‘Hank Azaria

25
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“I’d been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.” – Handsome Moe

Happy birthday, Hank Azaria! 

25
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

They Saved Lisa's Brain9

“Booo!” – Crowd
“But it’s me: Moe! Wearing a sailor suit! Moe, with a lolly! It’s so out of character! Ain’t that worth nothing?” – Moe
“Booo! Next!” – Crowd

Happy birthday, Hank Azaria!

25
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

Homer's Enemy14

“Hey, you okay, Grimey?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m better than okay.  I’m Homer Simpson!” – Frank Grimes
“Heh, you wish.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

25
Apr
13

Quote of the Day

Lisa the Iconoclast10

“Hello, town jubilation committee?  Yeah, I got something that’s gonna make you a lot less jubilant.” – Moe

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

25
Apr
12

Quote of the Day

Marge in Chains8

“I’m sorry, Mr. Homer, but it is the policy of the Kwik-E-Mart, and its parent corporation Nordyne Defense Dynamics, to prosecute shoplifters to the full extent of the law.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

25
Apr
11

Bonus Quote of the Day

Marge vs. the Monorail5

“Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers.  I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result I almost missed work.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Crybaby.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!

25
Apr
10

Quote of the Day

Lisa on Ice3

“Alright, I’m gonna make a little deal with you mugs.  I’m gonna let you all out to see my team play the hockey game, if you promise to return to your cells.” – Chief Wiggum
“Sorry, pig, we can’t make that promise.” – Snake
“Alright, alright, I’ll sweeten the deal.  You can see the game, you don’t have to come back, but you have to promise not to commit any more crimes.  Okay?” – Chief Wiggum
“No.” – Snake
“I’ll take that as a ‘Yes’.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy birthday Hank Azaria!




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