“I’d been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly.” – Handsome Moe
Happy birthday, Hank Azaria!
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25
Apr
19
Quote of the Day
25
Apr
16
Quote of the Day
“Booo!” – Crowd
“But it’s me: Moe! Wearing a sailor suit! Moe, with a lolly! It’s so out of character! Ain’t that worth nothing?” – Moe
“Booo! Next!” – Crowd
Happy birthday, Hank Azaria!
25
Apr
14
Quote of the Day
“Hey, you okay, Grimey?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m better than okay. I’m Homer Simpson!” – Frank Grimes
“Heh, you wish.” – Homer Simpson
Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
25
Apr
13
Quote of the Day
“Hello, town jubilation committee? Yeah, I got something that’s gonna make you a lot less jubilant.” – Moe
Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
25
Apr
12
Quote of the Day
“I’m sorry, Mr. Homer, but it is the policy of the Kwik-E-Mart, and its parent corporation Nordyne Defense Dynamics, to prosecute shoplifters to the full extent of the law.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
25
Apr
11
Bonus Quote of the Day
“Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result I almost missed work.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Crybaby.” – Chief Wiggum
Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
25
Apr
10
Quote of the Day
“Alright, I’m gonna make a little deal with you mugs. I’m gonna let you all out to see my team play the hockey game, if you promise to return to your cells.” – Chief Wiggum
“Sorry, pig, we can’t make that promise.” – Snake
“Alright, alright, I’ll sweeten the deal. You can see the game, you don’t have to come back, but you have to promise not to commit any more crimes. Okay?” – Chief Wiggum
“No.” – Snake
“I’ll take that as a ‘Yes’.” – Chief Wiggum
Happy birthday Hank Azaria!
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