Dead Homer Society

“C’mon, kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet!” – Selma Bouvier

“Goodbye, Homey!” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye?  Where’s my clean underwear?” – Homer Simpson
“Check the dryer!” – Marge Simpson
“How often should I change Maggie?” – Homer Simpson
“Whenever she needs it!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge!  Marge!  How do I use the pressure cooker?” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t!” – Marge Simpson

“This is coma, WKOMA, restful, easy listening.  Coming up next, a super set of songs about clouds.” – Radio Announcer

“Homer, I need a vacation.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  But, Marge, we just had a vacation.  Remember Mystic Caverns?” – Homer Simpson

“Come on, come on, I got a body in the trunk!” – Gangster

“So, what’s the verdict?” – La Pamperie Stylist
“Oh, dear God!  I can’t even put a bag over my head.” – Woman
“Yes, you can.” – La Pamperie Stylist