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“Kids, you haven’t touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink?” – Patty Bouvier
“We’ve got clamato, Mr. Pibb, and soy milk.” – Selma Bouvier
“That’s alright. I think I’ll just hit the hay.” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s twelve thirty in the afternoon.” – Selma Bouvier
“I’m aware of the time.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Don’t you worry, Mr. Mayor, this little bird’ll be cracking rocks by the end of the week.” – Chief Wiggum
“Wiggum, you glorified night watchman, let her go!” – Mayor Quimby
“But . . . she broke the law.” – Chief Wiggum
“Thanks for the civics lesson.” – Mayor Quimby
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“They’re like trained seals. Toss ’em a fish, and watch ’em slap their fins together.” – Mayor Quimby
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“Try to talk her out of there. But don’t put your lips on it or anything.” – Chief Wiggum
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“I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as ‘Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die’, and ‘Gladys The Groovy Mule’. But today you’ll see me in my greatest role: your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!” – Troy McClure
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“C’mon, kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet!” – Selma Bouvier
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“Goodbye, Homey!” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye? Where’s my clean underwear?” – Homer Simpson
“Check the dryer!” – Marge Simpson
“How often should I change Maggie?” – Homer Simpson
“Whenever she needs it!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge! Marge! How do I use the pressure cooker?” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t!” – Marge Simpson
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“But remember, we can’t tell you how to have a good time, you have to tell us!” – Troy McClure
“Oh.” – Marge Simpson
“As I said to Dolores Montenegro in ‘Calling All Quakers!’, ‘have it your way, baby’.” – Troy McClure
“Hello, room service? This is Marge Simpson. I’d like a hot fudge sundae, with whipped cream, and some chocolate chip cheesecake, and a bottle of tequila!” – Marge Simpson
Happy birthday Julie Kavner!
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“Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits, and, after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer. Oh la la. Today’s selections are.” – Troy McClure
“Thelma and Louise, The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck, and the Erotic Awakening of S.” – Generic Announcer
Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer Alone”! Original airdate 6 February 1992.
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