Dead Homer Society

“Lemme through! Lemme through! I’m her husband!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, that explains a lot.” – Eddie

“Kids, you haven’t touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink?” – Patty Bouvier
“We’ve got clamato, Mr. Pibb, and soy milk.” – Selma Bouvier
“That’s alright. I think I’ll just hit the hay.” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s twelve thirty in the afternoon.” – Selma Bouvier
“I’m aware of the time.” – Lisa Simpson

“Don’t you worry, Mr. Mayor, this little bird’ll be cracking rocks by the end of the week.” – Chief Wiggum
“Wiggum, you glorified night watchman, let her go!” – Mayor Quimby
“But . . . she broke the law.” – Chief Wiggum
“Thanks for the civics lesson.” – Mayor Quimby

“They’re like trained seals. Toss ’em a fish, and watch ’em slap their fins together.” – Mayor Quimby

“Try to talk her out of there. But don’t put your lips on it or anything.” – Chief Wiggum

“I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as ‘Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die’, and ‘Gladys The Groovy Mule’. But today you’ll see me in my greatest role: your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!” – Troy McClure

“C’mon, kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet!” – Selma Bouvier

“Goodbye, Homey!” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye?  Where’s my clean underwear?” – Homer Simpson
“Check the dryer!” – Marge Simpson
“How often should I change Maggie?” – Homer Simpson
“Whenever she needs it!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge!  Marge!  How do I use the pressure cooker?” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t!” – Marge Simpson

“This is coma, WKOMA, restful, easy listening.  Coming up next, a super set of songs about clouds.” – Radio Announcer

“Homer, I need a vacation.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  But, Marge, we just had a vacation.  Remember Mystic Caverns?” – Homer Simpson

“Come on, come on, I got a body in the trunk!” – Gangster

“So, what’s the verdict?” – La Pamperie Stylist
“Oh, dear God!  I can’t even put a bag over my head.” – Woman
“Yes, you can.” – La Pamperie Stylist

“’Allo, gov’nor, lube job while you wait?” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Don’t touch me.” – Pedestrian

“This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky, we’ve got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people, traffic going way back in both directions.  And look out at the corner of Fourteenth and Elm, cause I just dropped my bagel.” – Arnie Pie

“What do you want?” – Patty Bouvier
“I came to see the kids.” – Homer Simpson
“Wait here, and don’t steal any light bulbs.” – Patty Bouvier

“Marge, it’s times like this I’m glad I flunked out of that Mexican med school.” – Gregory