Posts Tagged ‘Homer Alone

11
Mar
20

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Lemme through! Lemme through! I’m her husband!” – Homer Simpson
“Well, that explains a lot.” – Eddie

06
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Kids, you haven’t touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink?” – Patty Bouvier
“We’ve got clamato, Mr. Pibb, and soy milk.” – Selma Bouvier
“That’s alright. I think I’ll just hit the hay.” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s twelve thirty in the afternoon.” – Selma Bouvier
“I’m aware of the time.” – Lisa Simpson

24
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Don’t you worry, Mr. Mayor, this little bird’ll be cracking rocks by the end of the week.” – Chief Wiggum
“Wiggum, you glorified night watchman, let her go!” – Mayor Quimby
“But . . . she broke the law.” – Chief Wiggum
“Thanks for the civics lesson.” – Mayor Quimby

06
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“They’re like trained seals. Toss ’em a fish, and watch ’em slap their fins together.” – Mayor Quimby

12
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Try to talk her out of there. But don’t put your lips on it or anything.” – Chief Wiggum

06
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as ‘Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die’, and ‘Gladys The Groovy Mule’. But today you’ll see me in my greatest role: your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!” – Troy McClure

04
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“C’mon, kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet!” – Selma Bouvier

31
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Goodbye, Homey!” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye?  Where’s my clean underwear?” – Homer Simpson
“Check the dryer!” – Marge Simpson
“How often should I change Maggie?” – Homer Simpson
“Whenever she needs it!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge!  Marge!  How do I use the pressure cooker?” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t!” – Marge Simpson

06
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“This is coma, WKOMA, restful, easy listening.  Coming up next, a super set of songs about clouds.” – Radio Announcer

31
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“I am not cleaning that . . . eh, who am I kidding?” – Marge Simpson

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Tracey Ullman!  

Bonus Ullman:

12
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, I need a vacation.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  But, Marge, we just had a vacation.  Remember Mystic Caverns?” – Homer Simpson

07
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“Come on, come on, I got a body in the trunk!” – Gangster

08
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

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“So, what’s the verdict?” – La Pamperie Stylist
“Oh, dear God!  I can’t even put a bag over my head.” – Woman
“Yes, you can.” – La Pamperie Stylist

26
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“’Allo, gov’nor, lube job while you wait?” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“Don’t touch me.” – Pedestrian

04
Dec
12

Quote of the Day

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“This is Arnie Pie with Arnie in the Sky, we’ve got big problems on the Springfield Memorial Bridge, people, traffic going way back in both directions.  And look out at the corner of Fourteenth and Elm, cause I just dropped my bagel.” – Arnie Pie

07
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

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“But remember, we can’t tell you how to have a good time, you have to tell us!” – Troy McClure
“Oh.” – Marge Simpson
“As I said to Dolores Montenegro in ‘Calling All Quakers!’, ‘have it your way, baby’.” – Troy McClure
“Hello, room service?  This is Marge Simpson.  I’d like a hot fudge sundae, with whipped cream, and some chocolate chip cheesecake, and a bottle of tequila!” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Julie Kavner!

16
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

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“What do you want?” – Patty Bouvier
“I came to see the kids.” – Homer Simpson
“Wait here, and don’t steal any light bulbs.” – Patty Bouvier

06
Feb
12

Quote of the Day

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“Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits, and, after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer.  Oh la la.  Today’s selections are.” – Troy McClure
“Thelma and Louise, The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck, and the Erotic Awakening of S.” – Generic Announcer

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer Alone”!  Original airdate 6 February 1992.

08
Jan
12

Quote of the Day

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“Marge, it’s times like this I’m glad I flunked out of that Mexican med school.” – Gregory

21
Jun
11

Quote of the Day

The Limits of Sympathy

“Off the record, ma’am, all the gals on the force knew just how you felt.” – Female Cop
“That’s nice, you think you could loosen my cuffs?” – Marge Simpson
“No.” – Female Cop




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