Dead Homer Society

“Kids, you haven’t touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink?” – Patty Bouvier
“We’ve got clamato, Mr. Pibb, and soy milk.” – Selma Bouvier
“That’s alright. I think I’ll just hit the hay.” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s twelve thirty in the afternoon.” – Selma Bouvier
“I’m aware of the time.” – Lisa Simpson

“Don’t you worry, Mr. Mayor, this little bird’ll be cracking rocks by the end of the week.” – Chief Wiggum
“Wiggum, you glorified night watchman, let her go!” – Mayor Quimby
“But . . . she broke the law.” – Chief Wiggum
“Thanks for the civics lesson.” – Mayor Quimby

“They’re like trained seals. Toss ’em a fish, and watch ’em slap their fins together.” – Mayor Quimby

“Try to talk her out of there. But don’t put your lips on it or anything.” – Chief Wiggum

“I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as ‘Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die’, and ‘Gladys The Groovy Mule’. But today you’ll see me in my greatest role: your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!” – Troy McClure

“C’mon, kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet!” – Selma Bouvier

“Goodbye, Homey!” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye?  Where’s my clean underwear?” – Homer Simpson
“Check the dryer!” – Marge Simpson
“How often should I change Maggie?” – Homer Simpson
“Whenever she needs it!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge!  Marge!  How do I use the pressure cooker?” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t!” – Marge Simpson