Posts Tagged ‘Homer Alone

12
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Try to talk her out of there. But don’t put your lips on it or anything.” – Chief Wiggum

06
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as ‘Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die’, and ‘Gladys The Groovy Mule’. But today you’ll see me in my greatest role: your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!” – Troy McClure

04
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“C’mon, kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet!” – Selma Bouvier

31
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Goodbye, Homey!” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye?  Where’s my clean underwear?” – Homer Simpson
“Check the dryer!” – Marge Simpson
“How often should I change Maggie?” – Homer Simpson
“Whenever she needs it!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge!  Marge!  How do I use the pressure cooker?” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t!” – Marge Simpson

06
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“This is coma, WKOMA, restful, easy listening.  Coming up next, a super set of songs about clouds.” – Radio Announcer

31
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“I am not cleaning that . . . eh, who am I kidding?” – Marge Simpson

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Tracey Ullman!  

Bonus Ullman:

12
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, I need a vacation.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  But, Marge, we just had a vacation.  Remember Mystic Caverns?” – Homer Simpson




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