Dead Homer Society

“Try to talk her out of there. But don’t put your lips on it or anything.” – Chief Wiggum

“I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such films as ‘Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die’, and ‘Gladys The Groovy Mule’. But today you’ll see me in my greatest role: your video tour guide to Rancho Relaxo!” – Troy McClure

“C’mon, kids, it’s time to rub Aunt Patty’s feet!” – Selma Bouvier

“Goodbye, Homey!” – Marge Simpson
“Goodbye?  Where’s my clean underwear?” – Homer Simpson
“Check the dryer!” – Marge Simpson
“How often should I change Maggie?” – Homer Simpson
“Whenever she needs it!” – Marge Simpson
“Marge!  Marge!  How do I use the pressure cooker?” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t!” – Marge Simpson

“This is coma, WKOMA, restful, easy listening.  Coming up next, a super set of songs about clouds.” – Radio Announcer

“Homer, I need a vacation.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  But, Marge, we just had a vacation.  Remember Mystic Caverns?” – Homer Simpson