Dead Homer Society

“Stop being such babies! You can’t be afraid to try new things. For instance, tonight I’m using a . . . Apu, what do you call this things again?” – Homer Simpson
“A napkin.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Hahahaha, outrageous!” – Homer Simpson

“No. I’ve killed her! It’s all happening again!” – Barney Gumble

“We’ve come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversize novelty hat. Now, go get us some incriminating footage. And remember: you have to get in and out in ten minutes or you’ll suffer permanent neck damage.” – Kent Brockman
“He’s not kidding.” – Previous Hat Wearer

“At first I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“You’re selling what now?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m selling only the concept of karmic realignment.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!” – Homer Simpson
“He’s got me there.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No. . . . Oh, wait . . . now we are.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

“This is what I think of your store!” – Customer
“Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon