Posts Tagged ‘Homer and Apu

03
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“That’s a good price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.” – Marge Simpson
“Great selection and rock bottom prices! But where is the love?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Attention Monstromart shoppers: just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.” – PA Announcer
“Awww.” – Customers

10
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Stop being such babies! You can’t be afraid to try new things. For instance, tonight I’m using a . . . Apu, what do you call this things again?” – Homer Simpson
“A napkin.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Hahahaha, outrageous!” – Homer Simpson

01
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“No. I’ve killed her! It’s all happening again!” – Barney Gumble

10
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

oversizenoveltyhat

“We’ve come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversize novelty hat. Now, go get us some incriminating footage. And remember: you have to get in and out in ten minutes or you’ll suffer permanent neck damage.” – Kent Brockman
“He’s not kidding.” – Previous Hat Wearer

09
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“At first I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“You’re selling what now?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m selling only the concept of karmic realignment.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!” – Homer Simpson
“He’s got me there.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

13
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

WorldsFirstConvenienceStore

“There she is, the world’s first convenience store!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“This isn’t very convenient.” – Homer Simpson
“Must you dump on everything we do?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Greg Daniels! 

10
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No. . . . Oh, wait . . . now we are.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon




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