Posts Tagged ‘Homer and Apu



13
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

WorldsFirstConvenienceStore

“There she is, the world’s first convenience store!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“This isn’t very convenient.” – Homer Simpson
“Must you dump on everything we do?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Greg Daniels! 

10
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

Homer and Apu15

“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No. . . . Oh, wait . . . now we are.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

26
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

Twinkie

“This is what I think of your store!” – Customer
“Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

10
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

Homer and Apu14

“Is he still out there?” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, he’s raking leaves.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  That’s your job!  If he starts doing Lisa’s wood chopping . . . ” – Homer Simpson

16
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

Homer and Apu13

“Apu, if it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” – Homer Simpson

10
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

Apu's Badge and Gun

“I’m sorry, Apu, I have no choice.  You can no longer wear this name patch, and you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles.  Now, turn in your pricing gun . . . the other one, too.” – Executive

Happy 20th anniversary to “Homer and Apu”!  Original airdate 10 February 1994.

28
Aug
13

Quote of the Day

Homer and Apu12

“No!  Don’t kill me!  I didn’t know there was film in that camera in that hat!  I was unaware!  I was unaware!” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, you misunderstand me.  In my village, this is the traditional pose of apology.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson
“You know, now that I think about it, it may be a little confusing.  Many have died needlessly.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon




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