Posts Tagged ‘Homer and Apu



09
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“At first I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“You’re selling what now?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m selling only the concept of karmic realignment.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!” – Homer Simpson
“He’s got me there.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

13
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“There she is, the world’s first convenience store!” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“This isn’t very convenient.” – Homer Simpson
“Must you dump on everything we do?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Happy birthday Greg Daniels! 

10
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Are we in India yet?” – Homer Simpson
“No. . . . Oh, wait . . . now we are.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

26
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

Twinkie

“This is what I think of your store!” – Customer
“Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

10
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“Is he still out there?” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, he’s raking leaves.” – Marge Simpson
“What?  That’s your job!  If he starts doing Lisa’s wood chopping . . . ” – Homer Simpson

16
Jul
14

Quote of the Day

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“Apu, if it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” – Homer Simpson

10
Feb
14

Quote of the Day

Apu's Badge and Gun

“I’m sorry, Apu, I have no choice.  You can no longer wear this name patch, and you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles.  Now, turn in your pricing gun . . . the other one, too.” – Executive

Happy 20th anniversary to “Homer and Apu”!  Original airdate 10 February 1994.




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