Posts Tagged ‘Homer Defined

17
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“May I ask how you spent your weekend?” – Mr. Smithers
“A bit overly familiar, but I’ll allow it. I took in a movie. An appalling little piece of filth, it’s leading ‘lady’ was a blonde harlot who spent half the film strolling around naked as a jaybird. Oh, just give the great unwashed a pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending and they’ll oink for more every time.” – C.M. Burns
“What a movie! And that blonde cutie? Does she have assets!” – Homer Simpson
“Sounds like my kind of flick!” – Lenny
“And how!” – Carl

14
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“Okay, okay, think back to your training!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, this may very well save your life one day. This . . . Homer.” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah?” – Homer Simpson
“Please pay attention. This button here controls the emergency override circuit. In the event of a meltdown, push this button and only this button.” – SNPP Trainer
“Ooh, a side.” – Homer Simpson
“Simpson!” – SNPP Trainer
“You see which button I’m pushing?” – SNPP Trainer
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, push the button. Got it.” – Homer Simpson

17
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“I think that game is too old for her. Why don’t you go  play with Milhouse?” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t wanna play with Milhouse.” – Bart Simpson
“You mean you still haven’t made up with him?” – Marge Simpson
“It’s his mom. She says I’m a bad influence. C’mon, Maggie, let’s go throw rocks at that hornet’s nest.” – Bart Simpson

17
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“He’s just a little nervous. He has to give a speech tomorrow on how to keep cool in a crisis.” – Lisa Simpson
“What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, I had to give a speech once. I was pretty nervous, so I used a little trick: I pictured everyone in their underwear, the judge, the jury, my lawyer, everybody.” – Barney Gumble
“Did it work?” – Homer Simpson
“I’m a free man, ain’t I?” – Barney Gumble

23
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“I can assure you and the public that there’s absolutely no danger whatsoever. Things couldn’t be more shipshape.” – C.M. Burns
“Sir, where’s my radiation suit?” – Mr. Smithers
“How the hell should I know?” – C.M. Burns

17
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns. Mr. Burns?” – Kent Brockman
“Oh, hello, Kent. Right now, skilled nuclear energy technicians are calmly correcting a minor piffling malfunction.” – C.M. Burns

21
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Crisis has been averted. Everything is super.” – Shelbyville Nuclear Plant Computer
“Thank you, Homer, for saving my plant . . . with that idiotic rhyming! Do you even know what button you pushed!?” – Aristotle Amadopolis
“Sure. Moe.” – Homer Simpson

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