Posts Tagged ‘Homer Goes to College

14
Oct
19

Quote of the Day

“Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.” – Homer Simpon
“We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.” – TV Announcer
“Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States.” – The President
“Oh, don’t worry, I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chug-A-Lug House.” – Dean Bitterman

15
Jun
19

Quote of the Day

“Ah, the college road trip. What better way to spread beer fueled mayhem?” – Homer Simpson
“If you’re going for a ride, I’d like you to take Bart and Lisa.” – Homer Simpson
“But, Marge, we’re college guys and we’re up to no good.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Simpson, Gary spilled his ear medicine.” – Fat Nerd

14
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!” – Mr. Smithers
“I like to put my feet up.” – C.M. Burns

12
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, the pig’s acting kinda funny.” – Fat Nerd
“He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.” – Skinny Nerd
“Guys, he’s really sick!” – Black Nerd
“Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!” – Dean Bobby Peterson

14
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“You’re in big trouble, Burns! Homer Simpson’s job requires college training in nuclear physics. Now, you get your man up to speed or we’ll be forced to take legal action.” – Nuclear Inspector
“Is that so? Well, I have the feeling you’ll be ‘dropping’ the charges. . . . Oh.” – C.M. Burns
“The painters moved your desk, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, yes.” – C.M. Burns

10
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but this is what they’re doing on campus! Besides, it isn’t costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site.” – Homer Simpson
“Sir, six cinder blocks are missing.” – Foreman
“There’ll be no hospital, then. I’ll tell the children.” – Architect

15
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“I did always want to go to college. But fate stood in the way.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, sign this application and you’re a shoe in.” – Guidance Counselor
“That dog has somebody’s ham! This I gotta see!” – High School Homer




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