Posts Tagged ‘Homer Goes to College

14
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“For the love of God, sir! There are two seats!” – Mr. Smithers
“I like to put my feet up.” – C.M. Burns

12
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Hey, the pig’s acting kinda funny.” – Fat Nerd
“He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor.” – Skinny Nerd
“Guys, he’s really sick!” – Black Nerd
“Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!” – Dean Bobby Peterson

14
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“You’re in big trouble, Burns! Homer Simpson’s job requires college training in nuclear physics. Now, you get your man up to speed or we’ll be forced to take legal action.” – Nuclear Inspector
“Is that so? Well, I have the feeling you’ll be ‘dropping’ the charges. . . . Oh.” – C.M. Burns
“The painters moved your desk, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Ah, yes.” – C.M. Burns

10
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but this is what they’re doing on campus! Besides, it isn’t costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site.” – Homer Simpson
“Sir, six cinder blocks are missing.” – Foreman
“There’ll be no hospital, then. I’ll tell the children.” – Architect

15
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“I did always want to go to college. But fate stood in the way.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, sign this application and you’re a shoe in.” – Guidance Counselor
“That dog has somebody’s ham! This I gotta see!” – High School Homer

14
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“I’m sorry, boys, I’ve never expelled anyone before.  But, that pig had some powerful friends.” – Dean Bobby Peterson
“Oh, you’ll pay!  Don’t think you won’t pay!” – Richard Nixon

07
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

Admissions

“Homey, here are the responses from the colleges you applied to.” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh!  D’oh!  D’oh!  Woo-hoo, a flyer for a hardware store!” – Homer Simpson




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