Posts Tagged ‘Homer Loves Flanders

26
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville! . . . Ha ha! I am invincible! Invincible!” – Homer Simpson

17
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Men, there’s a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know, because I crippled him myself to inspire you.” – C.M. Burns
“I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he’s coming back.” – Milhouse van Houten

18
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“Now, boys, Mr. Simpson is the guest. He gets to decide what to watch.” – Ned Flanders
“Yeah!  Hey, what gives, I thought you had a satellite dish?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure diddly-do! Over two-hundred and thirty channels locked out!” – Ned Flanders

19
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Don’t you think you’re spending too much time with Ned?  Your family needs you too.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, of course you’d say something like that, Marge, you’ve hated Ned for years!  In fact, you wanted to bash his head in with a pipe.” – Homer Simpson
“That was you!” – Marge Simpson
“Love, Marge, don’t hate.  Love.” – Homer Simpson

17
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, that’s our wedding photo.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, quit living in the past.” – Homer Simpson

26
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

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“They swore they’d get us back by spiking our water supply, but they didn’t have the guts.” – Homer Simpson
“Ohhh, the walls are melting again.” – Marge Simpson
“Personally, I think I’m overdone.” – Turkey

Happy birthday Wes Archer!

17
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, I’d love to chitty-chat, but tonight’s the night I do my charity work.” – Ned Flanders
“Oh, yeah, judge made me do that once, too.  Stupid lack of public urinals.” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer Loves Flanders”!  Original airdate 17 March 1994.




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