Posts Tagged ‘Homer Loves Flanders

17
Mar
20

Quote of the Day

“What’s so special about this game anyway? It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They built a mini-mall, so we built a bigger mini-mall. They made the world’s largest pizza, so we burned down their city hall.” – Lisa Simpson

29
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“He’s gaining on us!” – Rod Flanders
“I’m scared!” – Todd Flanders
“Come on, Ned, move this thing!” – Maude Flanders
“I can’t, it’s a Geo!” – Ned Flanders

Happy Terminator Day, everybody! 

21
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“I told you, officer. I’m not ‘hepped up’ on ‘goofballs’.” – Ned Flanders
“Yeah, right.” – Chief Wiggum
“Ned Flanders? I never would’ve imagined.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Ohh . . . oof!” – Ned Flanders
“High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!” – Chief Wiggum

31
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middle man who jacked up the price, and let’s not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.” – Ned Flanders

17
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“God, if you really are God, you’ll get me tickets to that game!” – Homer Simpson
“Hidily-ho, neighbor! Want to go to the game with me? I got two tickets!” – Ned Flanders
“Why do you mock me, oh, Lord?” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, that’s not God. That’s just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.” – Marge Simpson
“I know I shouldn’t eat Thee, but . . . Mmmm, sacrilicious.” – Homer Simpson

26
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Losers! Losers! Kiss my big Springfield behind, Shelbyville! . . . Ha ha! I am invincible! Invincible!” – Homer Simpson

17
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Men, there’s a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game. I know, because I crippled him myself to inspire you.” – C.M. Burns
“I hope they win, or Mr. Burns said he’s coming back.” – Milhouse van Houten




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