Dead Homer Society

“I felt so left out.” – Homer Simpson
“Kids can be so cruel.” – Marge Simpson
“We can? Thanks, Mom!” – Bart Simpson
“Ow! Cut it out, Bart!” – Lisa Simpson

“Oh, for the love of God! Somebody get the jaws of life!” – Moe

“I saved your life! That egg sandwich could’ve killed you by cholesterol.” – Homer Simpson
“Forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream.” – Lenny
“So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, you got it all wrong, Homer. It’s not like that.” – Lenny
“You’d better run, egg!” – Homer Simpson

“Yeah, I probably won’t be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks. And that’s if I order them today. Which I won’t.” – Stern Lecture Plumber

“I know you think you’re happy now, but it’s not gonna last forever.” – Lisa Simpson
“Everything lasts forever.” – Homer Simpson

“I can see everything, and they’re none the wiser!” – Homer Simpson

“Coming through!  Can’t throw me out, my father’s a member!  I’m in!  I’m in!” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, okay, Homer, you’re in.  Just don’t point that . . . thing at me.” – Lenny