Dead Homer Society

“I saved your life! That egg sandwich could’ve killed you by cholesterol.” – Homer Simpson
“Forget it, Homer. While it has been established that eggs contain cholesterol, it has not yet been proven conclusively that they actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human blood stream.” – Lenny
“So one of those Egg Council creeps got to you too, huh?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, you got it all wrong, Homer. It’s not like that.” – Lenny
“You’d better run, egg!” – Homer Simpson

“Yeah, I probably won’t be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks. And that’s if I order them today. Which I won’t.” – Stern Lecture Plumber

“I know you think you’re happy now, but it’s not gonna last forever.” – Lisa Simpson
“Everything lasts forever.” – Homer Simpson

“I can see everything, and they’re none the wiser!” – Homer Simpson

“Coming through!  Can’t throw me out, my father’s a member!  I’m in!  I’m in!” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, okay, Homer, you’re in.  Just don’t point that . . . thing at me.” – Lenny

“Lousy traffic jams!  The traffic report’ll get me out of this one.” – Homer Simpson
“This is Arnie Pie, looks like we got a little accident that’s backing traffic up as far as this reporter can see.” – Arnie Pie

“Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society’s fifteen-hundredth anniversary.  And, in honor of this momentous occasion, we’re having ribs.” – Number One

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Great”! Original airdate 8 January 1995.