Dead Homer Society

“I can see everything, and they’re none the wiser!” – Homer Simpson

“Coming through!  Can’t throw me out, my father’s a member!  I’m in!  I’m in!” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, okay, Homer, you’re in.  Just don’t point that . . . thing at me.” – Lenny

“Lousy traffic jams!  The traffic report’ll get me out of this one.” – Homer Simpson
“This is Arnie Pie, looks like we got a little accident that’s backing traffic up as far as this reporter can see.” – Arnie Pie

“Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society’s fifteen-hundredth anniversary.  And, in honor of this momentous occasion, we’re having ribs.” – Number One

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Great”! Original airdate 8 January 1995.

“Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don’t tell me where they go.  It’s like a conspiracy.” – Homer Simpson
“A conspiracy, eh?  Do you think they might be involved in the Kennedy Assassination in some way?” – Bart Simpson
“I do . . . now.” – Homer Simpson

“You put that sticker on your car so you won’t get any tickets, and this other one keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet while they’re working on you.” – Lenny
“Oh, and don’t bother calling 9-1-1 any more.  Here’s the real number.” – Carl