Posts Tagged ‘Homer the Heretic

08
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“I have a responsibility to raise these children right. And unless you change I’ll have to tell them their father is, well, wicked.” – Marge Simpson
“Kids, let me tell you about another so called ‘wicked’ guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas, and he didn’t always do what other people thought was right, and that man’s name was . . . I forget. But the point is . . . I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I’m talking about, he used to drive that blue car.” – Homer Simpson

06
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Any valuables in the house?” – Total Disaster Insurance Agent
“Well, the Picasso, my collection of classic cars…” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry, this policy only covers actual losses, not made up stuff.” – Total Disaster Insurance Agent
“Well, that’s just great.” – Homer Simpson

31
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Get up, Homer, it’s time for church.” – Marge Simpson
“I don’t wanna go.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s church. You have to go.” – Marge Simpson
“Too cold out.” – Homer Simpson

08
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“C’mon, TV, gimme some of that sweet, sweet pep…” – Homer Simpson
“Let’s define our terms, gentlemen. Are we talking about redistricting or are we talking about reapportionment?” – Municipal Roundtable Guy
“Oh, well. Can’t win ’em all.” – Homer Simpson
“We interrupt this public affairs program to bring you a football game.” – TV Announcer
“Yes!” – Homer Simpson

07
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“How’s that door coming, Willie?” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Miracles are your department, Reverend.” – Groundskeeper Willie

05
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“You ducks are really trying my patience! . . . But you’re so cute.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

03
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

ShortShorts

“Who wears short shorts?” – The Royal Teens
“I wear short shorts!” – Homer Simpson




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