Posts Tagged ‘Homer the Heretic



05
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“You ducks are really trying my patience! . . . But you’re so cute.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

03
Apr
16

Quote of the Day

ShortShorts

“Who wears short shorts?” – The Royal Teens
“I wear short shorts!” – Homer Simpson

28
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“I wasn’t sure I was doing the right thing, but then God himself told me I should seek a new path.” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, really?” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Yeah.  He appeared before me in a dream and I knew that was special cause I usually dream about naked . . . Marge.” – Homer Simpson

08
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, what are these axes for?” – Barney Gumble
“I don’t know.  Chopping stuff.” – Chief Wiggum
“Gotcha.” – Barney Gumble
“That’s some nice choppin’.” – Chief Wiggum

07
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

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“It’s 11 KBBL degrees below zero, I hope you’re someplace warm!” – Bill
“You bet your sweet . . . ass!” – Homer Simpson

03
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

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“Hello, work?  This is Homer Simpson, I won’t be coming in tomorrow.  Religious holiday, the, uh, feast of . . . maximum occupancy.” – Homer Simpson

27
Mar
13

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, please don’t make me choose between my man and my God, because you just can’t win.” – Marge Simpson
“There you go again, always taking someone else’s side: Flanders, the water department, God.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday George Meyer!




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