Posts Tagged ‘Homer the Smithers

06
Jun
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Mr. Burns, this was all my fault.” – Mr. Smithers
“Don’t concern yourself. If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace.” – C.M. Burns

27
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Uh, Mr. Smithers, I don’t understand 2700 of my new duties.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, the van’s leaving. Which one duty is giving you the most trouble?” – Mr. Smithers
“Um, what do I do in case of fire?” – Homer Simpson
“Sorry. Can’t hear you. Bye!” – Mr. Smithers
“Aww, just my luck.” – Homer Simpson

25
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

barneyguardingjob

“Uh, hello. You have a help wanted sign on the window.” – Mr. Smithers
“Yeah, I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Your job is to distract Barney until it’s safely off the truck.” – Moe
“I’ll just wait out back until then.” – Mr. Smithers
“I look forward to working with you!” – Barney Gumble

26
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“I’ll have my lunch, now: a single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg.” – C.M. Burns
“But I think the dodo went extinct.” – Homer Simpson
“Get going! And answer those phones, install a computer system, and rotate my office so the window faces the hills.” – C.M. Burns
“Uh-huh, uh-huh, okay . . . um, can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?” – Homer Simpson

25
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

TwoLeggedPants

“Lousy two-legged pants.” – Homer Simpson

25
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

AllTheRecentEvents

“I’ll be fine!  I’m sure your replacement will be able to handle everything.  Who is he, anyway?” – C.M. Burns
“Homer Simpson, sir, one of your organ banks from sector 7-G.  All the recent events of your life have revolved around him in some way.” – Mr. Smithers
“Simpson, eh?” – C.M. Burns

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Smithers”! Original airdate 25 February 1996.

08
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter mile action, action, action!  Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdock, Murdock, Murdock, who’s hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver!” – Springfield Dragway Announcer




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