Posts Tagged ‘Homer the Vigilante

01
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?” – Kent Brockman
“Yes, I would, Kent.” – Professor

06
Jan
17

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musichelpsdaddythink

“You know, Lisa, music helps Daddy think.” – Homer Simpson

29
Aug
16

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“And there she is: the world’s largest cubic zirconia.” – Principal Skinner
“What an eyesore!” – Moe

06
Jul
16

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IdBeLying

“What do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it’s been preventing?” – Kent Brockman
“Oh, Kent, I’d be lying if I said my men weren’t committing crimes.” – Homer Simpson
“Touche.” – Kent Brockman

06
Jan
16

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“Hey, the burglar left his calling card.” – Bart Simpson
“You have just been robbed by the Springfield cat burglar.  Cute.” – Marge Simpson

23
May
15

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“So, I said to him, look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here!  And as for your grandma, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.” – Homer Simpson

06
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

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“Alright, these are our new family security rules: be home before dark, and make sure you’re not followed.  Lock all doors and windows.” – Homer Simpson
“And don’t take candy from strangers.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, they’re only human.” – Homer Simpson




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