Posts Tagged ‘Homer the Vigilante

29
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“And there she is: the world’s largest cubic zirconia.” – Principal Skinner
“What an eyesore!” – Moe

06
Jul
16

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“What do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it’s been preventing?” – Kent Brockman
“Oh, Kent, I’d be lying if I said my men weren’t committing crimes.” – Homer Simpson
“Touche.” – Kent Brockman

06
Jan
16

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“Hey, the burglar left his calling card.” – Bart Simpson
“You have just been robbed by the Springfield cat burglar.  Cute.” – Marge Simpson

23
May
15

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“So, I said to him, look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here!  And as for your grandma, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.” – Homer Simpson

06
Jan
15

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“Alright, these are our new family security rules: be home before dark, and make sure you’re not followed.  Lock all doors and windows.” – Homer Simpson
“And don’t take candy from strangers.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, they’re only human.” – Homer Simpson

13
Jan
14

Quote of the Day

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“How are we gonna get out of here?” – Otto
“We’ll dig our way out!” – Homer Simpson
“No, no, dig up, stupid.” – Chief Wiggum

Happy (blizzard belated) 20th Anniversary to “Homer the Vigilante”!  Original airdate 6 January 1994.

17
Oct
13

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“Well, as you can see, when the burglar trips the alarm, the house raises from its foundations and runs down the street, around the corner to safety. . . . Well, the real humans won’t, uh, won’t burn quite so fast in there.” – Professor Frink




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