Posts Tagged ‘Homer the Vigilante

26
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Hey, you’re that drunken posse! Wow. Can I join you?” – Jimbo Jones
“I don’t know. Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?” – Homer Simpson
“Can I!” – Jimbo Jones
“You’re in! Here’s the sack.” – Homer Simpson
“But you gotta supply your own knobs.” – Moe

07
Jan
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Dad, the best way for you to help is to set a good example. Just stand around and don’t steal anything. . . . Hey!” – Homer Simpson
“We’re on our break.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

29
Jun
18

First Makeup Quote of the Day

“I’ll join! I’m filled with piss and vinegar! At first, I was just filled with vinegar.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

06
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“And my necklace!” – Marge Simpson
“That’s no big loss.” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, you probably got a whole drawer full of ’em.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, yes, I do. But they’re all heirlooms too!” – Marge Simpson

01
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?” – Kent Brockman
“Yes, I would, Kent.” – Professor

06
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

musichelpsdaddythink

“You know, Lisa, music helps Daddy think.” – Homer Simpson

29
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“And there she is: the world’s largest cubic zirconia.” – Principal Skinner
“What an eyesore!” – Moe




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