Posts Tagged ‘Homer vs. Patty And Selma

10
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?” – Patty Bouvier

26
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“How’s Dad today?” – Lisa Simpson
“Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he’s underneath the table.” – Marge Simpson
“Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn’t deserve it.” – Homer Simpson
“But I like to make you breakfast!” – Marge Simpson
“In that case, I’ll just have french toast with double butter and a side of bacon. But no powdered sugar, I don’t deserve it. . . . Maybe a little powdered sugar.” – Homer Simpson

29
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m sorry, Homer doesn’t mean to be rude. He’s just a very complicated man.” – Marge Simpson
“Wrong!” – Homer Simpson

26
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“Since you’re trying to make a getaway in park, I’m guessing you don’t have a license.” – Chief Wiggum

10
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Alright, girls, today we learn the Dance of the Fairy Queens. You can either be a fairy or a queen. It’s wide open!” – Ballet Instructor

26
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, why didn’t you tell me?” – Marge Simpson
“I was ashamed, Marge.  I failed you as a husband and a provider, and at best I was a B+ dog.  I’ll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight.” – Homer Simpson

26
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“Uh, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.” – Homer Simpson
“I understand that, Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good.  It says here that you’ve been pre-declined for every major credit card.  It also says that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.” – Bank of Springfield Guy
“That was in the third grade!” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, well, it all goes on your permanent record.” – Bank of Springfield Guy




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