Posts Tagged ‘Homer vs. Patty And Selma



01
Mar
12

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred times: you gotta sell your pumpkin futures before Halloween!  Before!” – Discount Broker
“Alright, let’s not panic.  I’ll make the money back by selling one of my livers.  I can get by with one.” – Homer Simpson

17
Jul
11

Quote of the Day

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“Good thing you turned on that TV Lisa.” – Homer Simpson
“I didn’t turn it on, I thought you turned it on.” – Lisa Simpson
“No.  Well, anyway, turn it off.” – Homer Simpson
“It is off.” – Lisa Simpson

28
May
11

Quote of the Day

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“You love ballet, yet you fear the boys will laugh at you, no?” – Ballet Instructor
“No, I fear the girls will laugh at me.  I fear the boys will beat the living snot out of me.” – Bart Simpson

02
Apr
11

Quote of the Day

Birds & Bees

Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user _Fidelio_.

“What a day, eh Milhouse?  The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them, as is my understanding.” – Bart Simpson

14
Jan
11

Quote of the Day

Winter Pumpkin

Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user mike@bensalem.

“This year I invested in pumpkins.  They’ve been going up the whole month of October, and I got a feeling they’re gonna peak right around January.” – Homer Simpson

04
Dec
10

Quote of the Day

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“Marge, we had a deal: your sisters don’t come here after six and I stop eating your lipstick.” – Homer Simpson

28
Jun
10

Quote of the Day

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“Is something wrong, Mr Simpson?” – Ballet Instructor
“I don’t like wearing tights, ma’am.” – Bart Simpson
“But so many of your heroes wear tights!  Batman, for example . . . and Magellan.” – Ballet Instructor

27
Jan
10

Quote of the Day


“And who could forget dear ‘Ratboy?'” – Homer Simpson
“‘Ratboy?’ I resent that.” – Bart Simpson


“Bart! I told you before, stop gnawing on the drywall.” – Marge Simpson

22
Dec
09

Quote of the Day

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“Homer quit wallowing in self pity, pull yourself together and come get drunk with us.” – Carl

16
May
09

Quote of the Day

obsequious

“C’mon Homer.  You can’t spell ‘obsequious’ without I-O-U.” – Selma Bouvier




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