Posts Tagged ‘Homerpalooza

20
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Before we start, we have a lost child here. If she’s not claimed within the next hour, she will become property of Blockbuster Entertainment.” – DJ Muggs

28
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“Music is none of my business.” – Marge Simpson
“That’s fine for you, Marge, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.” – Homer Simpson

Happy birthday, Alf Clausen! 

20
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Now, Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for the Alan Parson’s Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.” – Homer Simpson

03
Jan
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer, I’m sorry, there’s nothing worse than a yellow-bellied freak, unless that’s his act. I expect your letter of resignation on my desk.” – Pageant of the Trans-Mundane Guy
“You have a desk?” – Homer Simpson
“I mean the hood of my car.” – Pageant of the Trans-Mundane Guy

08
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Dear parents, due to yesterday’s unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks. By reading this letter out loud, you have waived any legal responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe.” – Marge Simpson

20
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Dear Lord, if you keep Homer from embarrassing us today, we promise to build several churches in your honor.” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, no!” – Lisa Simpson

19
May
16

Quote of the Day

PossiblyWhileHigh

“Hello, bands! Who is playing with the London Symphony Orchestra? Come on, people! Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra . . . possibly while high . . . Cypress Hill, I’m looking in your direction.” – Hullabalooza Stage Manager
“Hey, man, did we order an orchestra? . . . What’s up with this orchestra, man? . . . Where’d the orchestra come from? . . . I don’t know, man. . . . They didn’t tell me about this. . . . We gotta do something. . . .” – Cypress Hill Whispering
“Uh, yeah, yeah, we think we did.” – B-Real

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homerpalooza”! Original airdate 19 May 1996.




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