Posts Tagged ‘Homer’s Barbershop Quartet

07
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous. But if you ask me, if you’re dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die. . . . Bart!” – Homer Simpson

30
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

♫”Theme from a Summer Place
From a Summer Place
The Theme
From a Summer Place
It’s the Theme…”♫

“Next!” – Homer Simpson, Principal Skinner, Apu de Beaumarchais

30
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

Queenie

“Hey, fellas, I’m back!” – Homer Simpson
“Aw, that’s great. Your replacement was getting tired. Hey, Queenie, you can go now.” – Carl
“I’ll give her a good home. . . . And I did.” – Homer Simpson

30
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“Prisoner 24601, I wore this for two years in a Viet Cong interment center.  Never thought I’d see the old girl again.  Still fits.” – Principal Skinner
“Small world, huh?” – Herman
“It is.  It really, really is.” – Principal Skinner

26
May
15

Quote of the Day

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“Wow, an original Malibu Stacy from 1958!” – Lisa Simpson
“Yeah, they took her off the market after some kid put both his eyes out.” – Swap Meet Guy
“Oh, my.” – Lisa Simpson

30
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, Barney, what’ll it be?” – Moe
“I’d like a beer, Moe.” – Barney Gumble
“I’d like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.” – Japanese Conceptual Artist
“Here you go.” – Moe

05
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, can we talk about Chief Wiggum?  Ack!  Ack!  Ack!” – Joan Rivers

So long, DOT Matrix.




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