Posts Tagged ‘Homer’s Phobia

16
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“You’re being ridiculous.” – Marge Simpson
“Am I, Marge? Am I? Think of the property values! Now we can never say only straight people have been in this house.” – Homer Simpson

25
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“How’d you know that thing would work?” – Bart Simpson
“Well, the sound is just brutal. And I figured reindeer would naturally be afraid of their cruel master, Santa Claus.” – John

16
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Wow, an actual robot from the movie ‘Clank, Clank, You’re Dead’. Think of awful it’d be for the poor midget inside.” – Lisa Simpson
“Aww boo-hoo. That’s what they get paid for.” – Bart Simpson

16
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Aw, we shoulda just stayed at the bar and shot some rats.” – Barney Gumble
“Hey! Those ain’t your rats, Barn.” – Moe

16
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming!” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer’s Phobia”! Original airdate 16 February, 1997.

24
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, where’d that cool, creepy Santa come from?” – Bart Simpson
“Japan. Except over there he’s called Annual Gift Man and he lives on the moon.” – John

16
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“But I mean more like inflatable furniture, or Last Supper TV trays, or even this bowling shirt. Can you believe somebody gave this to Goodwill?” – John




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