Posts Tagged ‘Homer’s Phobia

16
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming!” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Homer’s Phobia”! Original airdate 16 February, 1997.

24
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, where’d that cool, creepy Santa come from?” – Bart Simpson
“Japan. Except over there he’s called Annual Gift Man and he lives on the moon.” – John

16
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“But I mean more like inflatable furniture, or Last Supper TV trays, or even this bowling shirt. Can you believe somebody gave this to Goodwill?” – John

16
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“What am I supposed to do here?” – Bart Simpson
“Nothing.  Just sit.  I’ll be back. . . . Well, it’s been two hours, how do you feel?” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t know, I kinda want a cigarette.” – Bart Simpson
“That’s a good start, let’s get you a pack, what’s your brand?” – Homer Simpson
“Anything slim!” – Bart Simpson
“Okay, that didn’t work.” – Homer Simpson

13
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“Dad, it’s barbaric.  How does killing a deer make you more of a man?” – Lisa Simpson
“It just does.  Name me one gay Indian.” – Homer Simpsonee

18
Aug
14

Quote of the Day

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“Fifty bucks for a toy?  No kid is worth that!” – Homer Simpson

30
Jun
13

Quote of the Day

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“I hope you all saved room, because I made your favorite dessert: store bought snake cakes, both kinds.” – Marge Simpson




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