Posts Tagged ‘Homer’s Triple Bypass



25
Nov
11

Quote of the Day

Homer's Triple Bypass3

“I keep hearing this horrible, irregular thumping noise.” – Homer Simpson
“It’s your heart, and I think it’s on its last thump.” – Mechanic
“Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, where’s he going?” – Billy
“Billy, remember that old Plymouth we just couldn’t fix?” – Mechanic
“We’re going to sell him to Mr. Nikolopoulos?” – Billy
“You’re a dull boy, Billy.” – Mechanic

21
Aug
11

Quote of the Day

Homer's Triple Bypass2

“Clear!” – Dr. Hibbert
“Oh, doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone, and there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt.” – Homer Simpson

04
Mar
11

Quote of the Day

Lincoln's First Inauguration

Image taken from Wikimedia Commons. 

“Kids, kids, I’m not gonna die, that only happens to bad people.” – Homer Simpson
“What about Abraham Lincoln?” – Bart Simpson
“Uh, he sold poisoned milk to school children.” – Homer Simpson

25
Feb
11

Quote of the Day

Vodka & Jerky

Image shamelessly yoinked from Well Preserved.

“Poor Mister Homer, could it be that my snack treats are responsible for his wretched health?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Gimme some jerky.” – Customer
“Would you like some vodka with that?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Oh what the hell, sure.” – Customer

31
May
10

Quote of the Day

“Don’t worry Marge. America’s healthcare system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain… well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay.” – Homer Simpson

06
Jan
10

Quote of the Day

Train WreckImage taken from Wikipedia. 

“And that’s why God causes train wrecks.” – Sunday School Teacher

02
Nov
09

Quote of the Day

hippopotamus

“Remember your hippopotamus oath!” – Homer Simpson

16
Jul
09

Quote of the Day

knivesoffire

“You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart?  I got that right now…” – Homer Simpson

15
May
09

Friday Link Dump – Fugitive Edition

Homer's Triple Bypass1“Springfield Cops are on the take
But what do you expect for the money we make?
Whether in a car or on a horse 
We don’t mind using excessive force ”  – Theme to Cops: In Springfield 

This week there’s a man on the run in New Zealand, some talk about Hawaiian shirts and a mythical TV Guide survey that only exists on websites that are not TV Guide‘s.  Also a different blogger named Charlie agrees with me.  Cool.  

New Zealand fugitive finds infamy – A Kiwi is on the run.  I’ll let the BBC explain:

William Stewart, or “Billy” as he is more commonly known, is wanted in connection with a series of burglaries in New Zealand’s South Island.

But the fact he has avoided capture has seen him build up legions of fans.

Hundreds of people have registered on his Facebook pages, following his attempts to stay ahead of the law.

The Facebook pages have pictures of him, and updates on his whereabouts.

They also include posts from fans wishing him good luck, and some goading the authorities. One writes: “Police down here couldn’t catch a cold.” 

If somebody gets killed this will be a lot harder to laugh at, so let’s hope that doesn’t happen.  

Comedy Central Greenlights New Animated SeriesDavid Stern, who worked on The Simpsons in the before time, is working on a new animated show for Comedy Central:

Ugly Americans, slated for a Q1 2010 premiere, takes place in an alternate universe New York City where creatures from horror, fantasy and science-fiction live among ordinary citizens. It focuses on Mark Lilly, a human social worker for the Department of Immigration who helps new citizens of all kinds adapt to life in the city.

Yeah, I’ll give that a shot.

Top 5 Weirdest Simpsons Games of All Time – I disagree with this:

But as time went by, like the show, the games got weirder and weirder (and for the most part, better and better).

And this is just plain un-American:

The Simpsons Hit & Run was like a spoof of Grand Theft Auto, but I sort of enjoyed it more than the game it was spoofing to be honest.

But it’s an interesting list nevertheless.  

Homer Simpson Approves of Google Android 2.0 “Donut” – Even by our standards this is a thin link, but pink frosting gets me every time.  

Hawaiian shirts – It’s an eight hundred word meditation on Hawaiian shirts with a mostly correctly quoted Homer Simpson reference:

Homer Simpson perhaps distilled the essence of the shirts when he told Marge: “There’s only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big, fat party animals.”

It gets better though.  A guy named Jim Lewen, who sells them on line, misses the point:

“Homer Simpson was wrong. They are not just for big fat guys,” he said.

No.  No, they’re not.  Possible Homer Sexual alert.  

‘Simpsons’ Mr Burns voted TV’s worst boss – Despite some searching with both Google and TV Guide’s website I couldn’t find the actual survey.

Welcome to LandShark Stadium, Miami – Tim Elfrink of the Miami New Times doesn’t like the fact that the Dolphins rename their stadium every five years and he likens the new name to a deal with the devil:

You know, Robert Johnson got the chops to be the best bluesman in the Delta. Faust got unlimited power. Even Bart Simpson got five dollars from Milhouse.

This is really more a reference that usage, but it is well done, though I hardly think Jimmy Buffett qualifies as the devil.  

Mail storm – Sanctimonious whining from a newspaper editorial board that mentions Bart.  Close enough.

The Best Season Finales Ever – I feel more than a little dirty linking to this because pretty much all the shows listed are crap I would never watch, but “Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1” is on here and that gets a link.

Good Questions That I’ll Never Dare Ask – Writing for the Connecticut Law Tribune, Amy Goodusky has a question she wishes she could ask potential jurors:

Who is your favorite character on “The Simpsons?” I want to load the box with people who like Mr. Burns. Lisa Simpson is a close second.

Okay, those type of people might make good defense jurors, but what if you’re the prosecutor?  If I were prosecuting someone I’d stake my money on the Ralph Wiggum fans.  

How Is it that the Wall Street Journal Editors Have Absolutely No Memory of the Last 8 Years? – Okay fine, AlterNet and The Wall Street Journal are about as far apart ideologically as it gets, but it’s still not a good sign for your political party when your opponents can compare you to Abe Simpson and Charles Montgomery Burns.  

Bachelor Party Invites and the Simpsons – A guy used the Simpsons stamps for his brother’s bachelor party invites, neat.  Incidentally, I was at a bachelor party last night which is why today’s link dump is going up at four thirty in the afternoon. 

When Enough is Enough – We’ll give the final word to Charlie from Fun Run Films & Records, though you should click over and read the whole thing:

Hear me out. I love the Simpsons. I do. Once, it was one of the funniest shows on TV. No scratch that. It was the funniest show on TV. A cornerstone of modern television comedy. But it’s been 20 years now. Nobody will be as good as the Simpsons in the mid 90’s, not even the Simpsons.

Watching a recent episode, approximately the 425th in their time, brought it all to a head for me. I realized that the Simpsons are now essentially a mixtape of former plots and jokes spread at random to avoid suspicion. Every gag was eerily familiar, though maybe character roles were reversed or the trigger for the gag different. But there was no mistaking the obviousness. It’s time for the Simpsons to realize enough is enough.

Testify!

24
Feb
09

Going Out In Style

“They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son; I’ve never fully understood why that is.  Frankly, I can see an upside to it.” – Abe “Grandpa” Simpson
Futurama, the longer surviving of the two Simpsons spin-offs, ends today, more or less on its own terms.  It was cancelled back in 2003 but strong reruns on cable got it brought back for 4 direct to DVD movies (each of which is comprised of four episodes condensed together), the final one of which, Into the Wild Green Yonder, came out today.  
Whatever one thinks of the show (I happen to be a fan, but that’s just me), it, unlike Zombie Simpsons, has an ending.  Into the Wild Green Yonder has a “series finale” feel to it, ties things up at the end, and is a pretty decent way to send off a beloved television show.  Pointless debates will never rage back and forth about when the show went to hell, or if its even still funny.  It was on; it was loved; it will be missed; and it will live forever in reruns and home video.  



E-Mail

deadhomersociety (at) gmail

Run a Simpsons site or Twitter account? Let us know!

Twitter Updates

The Mob Has Spoken

Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Ah Hee Hee Hee on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Ezra Estephan on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch
Anonymous on Homeronymus Bosch

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Reruns

Useful Legal Tidbit

Even though it’s obvious to anyone with a functional frontal lobe and a shred of morality, we feel the need to include this disclaimer. This website (which openly advocates for the cancellation of a beloved television series) is in no way, shape or form affiliated with the FOX Network, the News Corporation, subsidiaries thereof, or any of Rupert Murdoch’s wives or children. “The Simpsons” is (unfortunately) the intellectual property of FOX. We and our crack team of one (1) lawyer believe that everything on this site falls under the definition of Fair Use and is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. No revenue is generated from this endeavor; we’re here because we love “The Simpsons”. And besides, you can’t like, own a potato, man, it’s one of Mother Earth’s creatures.