Posts Tagged ‘Homie the Clown

12
Feb
20

Quote of the Day

“You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like-…I mean, just because I am Krusty the Klown?” – Homer Simpson
“How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

29
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to clown college!” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t think any of us expected him to say that.” – Bart Simpson

12
Feb
19

Quote of the Day

“This year, give her English Muffins . . . whatever you say, Mr. Billboard!” – Homer Simpson

09
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Put five thousand bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty, buy me a clean one.” – Krusty the Klown

12
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Pfft, clown college? You can’t eat that.” – Homer Simpson

31
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Hey, it’s Krusty all right. Should I shoot him gangland style or execution style?” – Louie
“Listen to your heart.” – Fat Tony

30
May
17

Quote of the Day

“There’s your giraffe, little girl.” – Homer Simpson
“I’m a boy!” – Ralph Wiggum
“That’s the spirit! Never give up.” – Homer Simpson




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