Posts Tagged ‘Hurricane Neddy

29
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hope you like it, neighbor! We didn’t have the best tools or all the know how, but we did have a wheelbarrow full of love.” – Homer Simpson
“And a cement mixer full of hope and some cement.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

09
Jun
16

Quote of the Day

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“Was that toilet always next to the refrigerator?” – Ned Flanders
“Ah, Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs.” – Chief Wiggum

29
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Meantime, Springfield bowlers will be happy to hear that the Bowlarama is back in business at its new location: teetering over the Carter-Dixon tunnel.” – Kent Brockman

28
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, Neddy, it was terrifying.  I thought I was headed for the eternal bliss of paradise.” – Maude Flanders

29
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“Stand behind the flaming garbage cans!  We’ll be letting you into the store seventy people at a time.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Let’s just beat him up and take his stuff!” – Kirk van Houten
“No, no, no, do not listen to that man.  Remain calm.  You will all have a chance to be gouged.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

31
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“Hey!  Hey!  Get down from that bookshelf, please.  Most of those books haven’t been discredited yet.” – Dr. Foster

29
Nov
13

Quote of the Day

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“And the weather service has warned us to brace ourselves for the onslaught of Hurricane Barbara.  And if you think naming a destructive storm after a woman is sexist, you obviously have never seen the gals grabbing for items at a clearance sale.” – Kent Brockman
“It’s true, but he shouldn’t say it.” – Marge Simpson




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