Posts Tagged ‘I Married Marge

26
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Hello, young man.” – Old Lady
“Good evening, madam. You have been selected by the good people of Slash-Co to reap the benefits of their new, Nev-R-Dull knife edge. Here, shake hands with the Slash-Co.” – Homer Simpson
“Ahhhh!” – Old Lady
“Handle first. Handle first.” – Homer Simpson

25
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Kid, I won’t let you down! I swear to you, when you come out of there the first thing you’re gonna see is a man with a good job.” – Homer Simpson
“Yeah, the doctor.” – Patty Bouvier

28
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

 

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“You’re as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.” – Homer Simpson

Goodbye, Carrie Fisher. We love you and you knew it.

 

26
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, why don’t I apply at the nuclear power plant? I hear they pay pretty well.” – Homer Simpson
“I don’t know. I heard radiation can make you sterile.” – Marge Simpson
“Pfft, now you tell me.” – Homer Simpson

12
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“Basic ceremony’s twenty bucks, here’s your license. Be sure to get this punched every time. The tenth wedding’s on the house!” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist
“Hey, this marriage is gonna last forever!” – Homer Simpson
“Haha, no matter how many times I hear that, it always makes me laugh.” – Shotgun Pete’s Receptionist

Doris Grau would’ve been 92 today. Happy birthday.

28
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

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“Homer, does this mean?” – Marge Simpson
“Starting tomorrow, I’m a nuclear technician!” – Homer Simpson
“Good God.” – Dr. Hibbert

26
Dec
15

Quote of the Day

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“Wow, I’ll take that ring.” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, sir.  And how will you be paying for it?” – The Family Jewels Salesman
“I don’t know.” – Homer Simpson




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