Posts Tagged ‘In Marge We Trust

27
Apr
19

Quote of the Day

“Please, please, one at a time, one at a time! Now, who has the most urgent problem?” – Marge Simpson
“I have a recurring dream in which I’m falling!” – Sideshow Mel
“Come right this way, Mel.” – Marge Simpson

04
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Finally, I just stopped caring. Luckily, by then it was the 80s and no one noticed.” – Rev. Lovejoy

27
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Then the calls began.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“I think I may be coveting my own wife. . . . I’m meek, but I could probably stand to be meeker. . . . I think I swallowed a toothpick!” – Ned Flanders

12
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“Reverend, I’m afraid something terrible has happened.” – 70s Flanders
“Well, sit down and rap with me, brother! That’s what I’m here for.” – 70s Lovejoy
“I was talked into doing a dance called ‘The Bump’. But my hip slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man.” – 70s Flanders
“I see.” – 70s Lovejoy

27
Apr
17

Quote of the Day

“What’s he saying?” – Lisa Simpson
“He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.” – Akira

Happy 20th Anniversary to “In Marge We Trust”! Original airdate 27 April 1997.

15
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“The dump?” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, we’re gonna get rid of the Christmas tree. Starting to turn brown. Wanna come with?” – Homer Simpson
“No, no, I don’t feel like going to a trash pile today.” – Marge Simpson
“It’s your life. We’ll bring you back something nice.” – Homer Simpson

25
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“I’m in some hot soup here, Marge. Some teenagers are hanging out in front of the store. I think they could start slacking at any moment.” – Ned Flanders




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