Posts Tagged ‘Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

19
Aug
19

Quote of the Day

“This is the kind of entertainment they think is suitable for younger and more impressionable viewers!” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, but what are you gonna do?” – Homer Simpson
“I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. I’m going to write a letter!” – Marge Simpson

21
Dec
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Is it a masterpiece or just some guy with his pants down? That’s our topic tonight on Smartline.” – Kent Brockman

22
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

“It’s a tool that every home handyman needs! It’s a jigsaw! It’s a power drill! It’s a wood turning lathe! It’s an asphalt spreader! It’s sixty-seven tools in one! How much would you pay for a machine that can do all this!” – TV Announcer
“One thousand dollars!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, don’t answer yet!” – TV Announcer
“Oh, sorry.” – Homer Simpson

22
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Join us tomorrow when our topic will be religion: which is the one true faith?” – Kent Brockman

20
Dec
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, tomorrow night, how about making some of your patented pork chops?” – Homer Simpson
“Sure! . . . Oh, dear, I can’t. I’ve got three protest rallies tomorrow.” – Marge Simpson
“Twenty million women in the world and I had to marry Jane Fonda.” – Homer Simpson

19
Jul
15

He Was Moe Green, Damn It!

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“That screwball Marge Simpson, we’ve gotta stop her!  But how?” – Roger Meyers Jr.
“Drop and anvil on her?” – Cartoon Writer #1
“Hit her on the hear with a piano?” – Cartoon Exec #1
“Stuff her full of TNT then throw a match down her throat and run?” – Cartoon Exec #2
“All your fancy degrees and that’s the best you can do?  You make me sick!” – Roger Meyers Jr.

Alex Rocco, the voice of Roger Meyers Jr. and the iconic “bullet through the eyeglasses guy” in The Godfather, died yesterday.  Our friends over at Flim Springfield have an excellent write-up of his career:

RIP Alex Rocco, 1936-2015. Voice of Roger Meyers Jr.

If you’re feeling it, his three turns were in Season 2’s “Itchy and Scratchy and Marge”, Season 7’s “The Day the Violence Died”, and Season 8’s “Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie”.  So long, Alex, nobody ever had a voice quite like yours.

22
Dec
14

Quote of the Day

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“And, joining us live via satellite from Vienna, the home of Sigmund Freud, the world’s most famous psychiatrist, to give us an insight into the human mind, Dr. Marvin Monroe.” – Kent Brockman
“Hiya.” – Dr. Marvin Monroe




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