Posts Tagged ‘Itchy and Scratchy Land

06
Sep
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“We’re now approaching our final destination, Itchy & Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possib-ply go wrong. Uh, possibly go wrong. . . . That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.” – Unsuspecting Helicopter Pilot

25
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Oh, everything’s too damn expensive these days. Look at this Bible I just got, fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book, everybody’s a sinner! . . . Except for this guy.” – Homer Simpson

10
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“Embarrassed? What are you talking about?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, there was our trip to the Amish country.” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, yes . . . Hey, look, Marge! They’re still not fighting back! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me!” – Homer Simpson

15
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop! I repeat: we are sold out of Bort license plates!”

02
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“For this week only, we’re cutting ticket prices in half!” – Scratchy

24
Jul
15

Quote of the Day

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“I’ve already planned our vacation.  We’re going to the Highway 9 bird sanctuary.  I understand they’ve installed a new bird feeder this year. . . . It’s shaped like a diner! . . . And it’s on this really tall pole!” – Marge Simpson

08
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

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“Oh, haven’t we stood in five different states long enough?” – Lisa Simpson
“No.” – Homer Simpson




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