Posts Tagged ‘Itchy and Scratchy the Movie

20
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“The Itchy and Scratchy movie is the defining event of our generation. How would you have liked it if someone told you that you couldn’t watch the moon landing?” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.” – Neil Armstrong
♫“Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you.”♫ – Homer Simpson

03
Nov
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m thinking of a number between one and fifty.” – Homer Simpson
“Is it thirty-seven?” – Marge Simpson
“D’oh! . . . I mean, no.” – Homer Simpson

14
Aug
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Bart, are you pulling up the carpet?” – Marge Simpson
“Yuh-hunh.” – Bart Simpson
“Why are you letting him do this?” – Marge Simpson
“I dunno.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, punish him!” – Marge Simpson
“Alright, alright: Bart, go to your room.” – Homer Simpson
“See you in the funny pages.” – Bart Simpson
“How could you let this happen?” – Marge Simpson
“How could you let this happen?” – Homer Simpson
“I wasn’t here!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, how convenient.” – Homer Simpson

06
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who’s been hiccuping for forty-five years.” – Kent Brockman
“Hic – Kill me – hic – kill me…” – Hiccup Guy

03
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“Well, well, if it isn’t the tooth fairy.” – Jasper

12
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Bart, did you take out the garbage like I asked?” – Homer Simpson
“Indeed I did.” – Bart Simpson
“D’oh! Hey, you goats! Get out of here!” – Homer Simpson

03
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

charlestonontopofaflagpole

“But first, let’s take a look back at the year 1928. The year when you might’ve seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole.” – Kent Brockman




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