Posts Tagged ‘James L. Brooks

09
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Did you make any money?” – Marge Simpson
“Not yet, but at least I’m in a lot of pain.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, well, I think what you’re doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. The poor old thing doesn’t have anybody.” – Marge Simpson
“There’s a reason.” – Bart Simpson

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!

09
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Jack, please, I’m married.” – Soap Opera Woman
“That must be what’s turning me on.” – Jack
“Oh, stop it . . . some more . . .” – Soap Opera Woman
“Filthy. . . . But genuinely arousing.” – Mrs. Glick

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!

09
May
16

Quote of the Day

They Saved Lisa's Brain10

“The winner is: me, for being seen with you freaks.” – Rainier Wolfcastle

Happy birthday James L. Brooks! 

09
May
15

Quote of the Day

Three Men and a Comic Book13

“Wait a minute!  Martin, if you, Milhouse and I went in together, we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man #1 right now!” – Bart Simpson
“Wow!” – Martin Prince & Milhouse van Houten

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!

09
May
14

Quote of the Day

Saturdays of Thunder15

“Ugly . . . ugly . . . butch.” – Patty Bouvier
“What’s the matter, can’t you find a hairstyle you like?” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, hold the phone, that’s the one for me.” – Patty Bouvier
“Ed Asner?” – Marge Simpson
“No, next to him: Mary Tyler Moore.” – Patty Bouvier

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!

09
May
13

Quote of the Day

Dancin' Homer9

“A Simpson on a t-shirt, I never thought I’d see the day.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday James L. Brooks!

09
May
12

Quote of the Day

Radioactive Man8

“Hey, didn’t you direct ‘Unnatural Discretion’?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, yes, I did.” – Director
“Phew-ee, whew, oh, you know I never walk out of a movie, but yecch.” – Homer Simpson

Happy Birthday James L. Brooks!




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