Posts Tagged ‘Jo Ann Harris

27
May
15

Quote of the Day

Flaming Moe's16

“What do you offer in the way of salary?” – Not Shelly Long
“Minimum wage and tips.  Of course, there are fringe benefits.” – Moe
“Such as?” – Not Shelly Long
“An unforgettable weekend at Club Moe.” – Moe
“I’d prefer to take my vacations someplace . . . hot.” – Not Shelly Long
“I like your moxie, kid.  You’re hired.” – Moe
“You shan’t regret this.” – Not Shelly Long
“Methinks I shan’t.” – Moe

Happy Birthday Jo Ann Harris!

27
May
14

Quote of the Day

Lisa's Substitute9

“I think he’s taking the next train to Capital City.” – Apartment Woman
“The train, how like him: traditional yet environmentally sound.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, and it’s been the backbone of our country since Leland Stanford drove that golden spike at Promontory Point!” – Apartment Woman
“I see he touched you too.” – Lisa Simpson

Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!  
27
May
12

Quote of the Day

Bart the Murderer13

“I see wedding bells for Vanna White and Teddy Kennedy.” – Princess Opal
“Please, Princess Opal, if we could just stick to Principal Skinner.” – Chief Wiggum
“Chief Wiggum, I am merely a conduit for the spirits.  Ah!  Willie Nelson will astound his fans by swimming the English Channel.” – Princess Opal
“Really, Willie Nelson?” – Chief Wiggum

Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!

27
May
11

Quote of the Day

Flaming Moe's5

“Barkeep, I couldn’t help noticing your sign.” – Not Shelly Long
“The one that says ‘Bartenders Do It ’Til You Barf’?” – Moe
“No, above that store bought drollery.” – Not Shelly Long

Happy birthday Jo Ann Harris!




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