Posts Tagged ‘Joe Mantegna


Quote of the Day

“Hey, Bart, I hope there are not hard feelings.” – Fat Tony
“Get bent.” – Bart Simpson
“I deserve that. Look, I know we let you down, but me and the boys, we still think you’ve got a big future in racketeering and extortion.” – Fat Tony
“Sorry, Fat Tony. I used to think your gang was cool, but now I’ve learned that crime doesn’t pay.” – Bart Simpson
“Yeah, you’re right.” – Fat Tony

Happy birthday, Joe Mantegna!


Quote of the Day

Bart the Murderer19

“I didn’t order this Skinner guy killed.” – Fat Tony
“But aren’t you the head of this gang?” – Prosecutor
“No.  I just stop by the club occasionally to read the complementary newspaper.” – Fat Tony
“Then who is the kingpin, the capo di tutti capi?” – Prosecutor
“That’s the guy!” – Fat Tony
“Hey!” – Bart Simpson
“Forgive me, Don Bartholomew.” – Fat Tony

Happy birthday Joe Mantegna!  


Quote of the Day

Bart the Murderer17

“You wouldn’t happen to know anything about a cigarette truck that got hijacked on Route 401?” – Chief Wiggum
“What’s a truck?” – Fat Tony

Happy birthday Joe Mantegna!


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The Twisted World of Marge Simpson7

“You have twenty-four hours to give us our money.  And to show you we’re serious, you have twelve hours.” – Fat Tony

Happy birthday Joe Mantegna! 


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Homer vs. The 18th Amendment2

“How do you know you don’t like bribes if you’ve never taken one?  Here.” – Fat Tony
“Say, this is nice.  No, no bribes!” – Rex Banner
“Okay, you win.  From now on we’ll stick to smuggling heroin.” – Fat Tony
“See that you do.” – Rex Banner

Happy birthday Joe Mantegna! 


Quote of the Day


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“We need more ammo.  Let’s go to Big Five.” – Fat Tony

Happy birthday Joe Mantegna!


Quote of the Day

Bart the Murderer5“Me and the boys wish to thank you for hanging on to this stuff for us.” – Fat Tony
“Thanks.  Uh, say, are you guys crooks?” – Bart Simpson
“Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?” – Fat Tony
“No.” – Bart Simpson
“Well suppose you got a large starving family.  Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?” – Fat Tony
“Unh-uh.” – Bart Simpson
“And, what if your family don’t like bread, they like cigarettes?” – Fat Tony
“I guess that’s okay.” – Bart Simpson
“Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away.  Would that be a crime Bart?” – Fat Tony
“Hell no!” – Bart Simpson
“Enjoy your gift.” – Fat Tony

Happy Birthday Joe Mantegna!


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