Posts Tagged ‘Julie Kavner

09
Sep
19

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“Oh, Jacques, it fits! You got it in my size and it has my name on it. It’s really for me!” – Marge Simpson

Happy [two days belated] birthday, Julie Kavner! 

07
Sep
18

Quote of the Day

“Homer’s in the hospital! They think it’s his heart!” – Marge Simpson
“Oh, my God!” – Selma Bouvier
“What?” – Patty Bouvier
“Five cents off wax paper.” – Selma Bouvier

Happy birthday Julie Kavner! 

07
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“I’m sure he’ll over us a fair reward. . . . And then we’ll make him double it!” – Marge Simpson
“Huh?” – Homer, Bart, & Lisa Simpson
“Well, why can’t I be greedy once in a while?” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday, Julie Kavner!

07
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

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“Strange, regular ham doesn’t thrill me anymore. I’m crossing over to deviled ham!” – Marge Simpson

Happy Birthday Julie Kavner! 

07
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

Bart After Dark18

“I’m here to share my moral outrage.  But this time it’s not about that giant, inflatable Dos Equis bottle.” – Marge Simpson

Happy Birthday, Julie Kavner!

07
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

Marge on the Lam10

“Would you two like to go the ballet?” – Marge Simpson
“That’s girls stuff.” – Patty Bouvier

Happy birthday Julie Kavner!  

07
Sep
12

Quote of the Day

Homer Alone10

“But remember, we can’t tell you how to have a good time, you have to tell us!” – Troy McClure
“Oh.” – Marge Simpson
“As I said to Dolores Montenegro in ‘Calling All Quakers!’, ‘have it your way, baby’.” – Troy McClure
“Hello, room service?  This is Marge Simpson.  I’d like a hot fudge sundae, with whipped cream, and some chocolate chip cheesecake, and a bottle of tequila!” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Julie Kavner!




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