Posts Tagged ‘King-Size Homer

05
Nov
19

Quote of the Day

“What can I do to speed the whole thing up, doctor?” – Homer Simpson
“Well, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop-Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.” – Dr. Nick Riviera
“You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!” – Bart Simpson
“Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?” – Dr. Nick Riviera

31
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas-brake-honk. Gas-brake-honk. Honk-honk-punch. Gas-gas-gas.” – Homer Simpson

08
Jul
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Heck, I can’t decide without the pictures.” – SNPP Employee

18
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“I’m looking for something loose and billowy, something comfortable for my first day of work.” – Homer Simpson
“Work, huh? Lemme guess: computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist? Something with computers?” – Vast Waistband Salesman
“Well, I use a computer!” – Homer Simpson
“What’s the connection? Must be the non-stop sitting and snacking…” – Vast Waistband Salesman

22
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“Sir, if you just quiet down, I’ll be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.” – Theater Manager
“This may surprise you, but you can’t buy me off with food!” – Homer Simpson

18
Jan
16

Quote of the Day

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“When I grow up, I want to be a lardo on workman’s comp, just like Dad.” – Bart Simpson
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick.” – Lardo Bart

05
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

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“You’ll want to focus on the neglected food groups, such as the Whipped Group, the Congealed Group, and the Chocotastic.” – Dr. Nick Riviera

Happy 20th Anniversary to “King-Size Homer”!  Original airdate 5 November 1995.




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