Posts Tagged ‘Krusty Gets Busted

07
Jun
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“All this senseless violence, I don’t understand its appeal.” – Marge Simpson
“We don’t expect you to, Mom.” – Bart Simpson
“If cartoons were meant for adults, they’d put them on in primetime.” – Lisa Simpson

Sam Simon would’ve been 64 yesterday. Happy (one day belated) birthday.

30
Apr
19

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Krusty the Klown, how do you plead?” – Judge
“I plead guilty, your honor! . . . Oh, I’m mean not guilty. Opening night jitters, your honor.” – Krusty the Klown

29
Apr
18

Quote of the Day

“Bart, the fact is you don’t have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books. Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sontag.” – Sideshow Bob

29
Apr
15

Quote of the Day

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“You can emerge now from my chips.  The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

31
Jul
14

Just Because

Simple Minded TV Mayhem

Watched this one when I got home from work and thought it’d make a nice .gif.

24
Jun
13

Quote of the Day

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“Hand over all your money in a paper bag!” – Not Krusty
“Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery.  I do work in a convenience store, you know.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

13
May
12

Quote of the Day

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“Now, we are going to set this pile of evil ablaze, but because these are children’s toys, the fire will spread quickly.  So, please stand back and try not to inhale the toxic fumes.” – Reverend Lovejoy




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