Posts Tagged ‘Krusty Gets Kancelled

13
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Here’s your taco, sir.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen
“I don’t want it.” – Krusty the Klown
“But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she’d kill me!” – Squeaky Voiced Teen

29
Sep
17

Quote of the Day

“A lot of people know about the grotto and the game room.” – Hugh Hefner
“Of course.” – Bart Simpson
“But few know about the laboratory, the biosphere, the alternative energy research center.” – Hugh Hefner
“Fascinating.” – Bart Simpson

So long, Hugh Hefner.

13
May
17

Quote of the Day

“C’mon, you stupid horse! I got my last ten bucks on you! . . . No, don’t look at me! . . . Run! . . . No, don’t come over here. . . . Ugh.” – Krusty the Klown

13
May
16

Quote of the Day

BiggerLolly

“Dancing around in their underwear, that is so degrading.” – Krusty the Klown
“Thirty seconds till your Lil’ Stinker sketch.” – Stage Manager
“Gimme a bigger Lolly!” – Krusty the Klown

16
Sep
15

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, boyo, what’s so funny?” – Cameraman
“Well, it’s . . . nah, you wouldn’t be interested.  It’s too lowbrow.” – Bart Simpson
“No, I’m quite lowbrow.” – Cameraman
“Well, somebody just wrote a bawdy limerick on the men’s room wall.” – Bart Simpson
“This I gotta see!” – Cameraman

13
May
15

Quote of the Day

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“Krusty, are you making any money?” – Bart Simpson
“Nah.  That guy’s giving it away for free.” – Krusty the Klown
“Old gray mare she ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be!” – Crazy Old Man Singer

16
Feb
15

Quote of the Day

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“I’m a star again.  I don’t know how to thank you kids.” – Krusty the Klown
“That’s alright, Krusty.” – Bart Simpson
“We’re getting fifty percent of the t-shirt sales.” – Lisa Simpson
“What?  That’s the sweetest plum!” – Krusty the Klown

Happy (one day belated) birthday, Matt Groening!  




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