Posts Tagged ‘Lady Bouvier’s Lover

12
May
18

Quote of the Day

“Whoop-de-doo, employees! Everyone who’s found true love may leave early today!” – C.M. Burns
“Yea!” – Most Employees

13
Dec
17

Quote of the Day

“I suppose I’ll be getting home too. At least I got Matlock to keep me company. Oh, he’s on in five minutes!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“He is? Step on it!” – Jacqueline Bouvier
“Hurry up! Hurry! Each Matlock could be our last!” – Old Jewish Guy

12
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Yeah, hi, I got a special delivery for Homer Simpson.” – Hired Goon
“That’s me!” – Bart Simpson
“Don’t write no more letters to Mr. Sinatra.” – Hired Goon

Happy (one week belated) birthday to Josh Weinstein! 

12
May
16

Quote of the Day

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“Hello, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such films as The Boat Jacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: The Man with the Hydraulic Arms.” – Troy McClure

12
May
15

Quote of the Day

CanIComeToo

“That’s not my mother.” – Marge Simpson
“I’ll be back in a jiffy!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Can I come too? . . . Oh.” – Old Woman

12
May
14

Quote of the Day

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“You know, you remind me of poem I can’t remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I’m not sure I’ve ever been to.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“You’re so sweet.” – Jacqueline Bouvier

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lady Bouvier’s Lover”!  Original airdate: 12 May 1994.

08
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

Burns-Bouvier Wedding

“Barney, why don’t you fill out the groom’s side.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, down in front.” – Barney Gumble
“Nein!” – German Guy




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