Posts Tagged ‘Lard of the Dance

23
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“Mom’s gonna kill you.” – Bart Simpson
“If she didn’t want her car ruined, she should’ve done a better job hiding her keys.” – Homer Simpson

23
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Attention, please, I need a volunteer for a thankless chore. . . . Shall I assume the only hand in the air is Lisa Simpson’s? Thank you, Lisa.” – Principal Skinner

23
Aug
15

Quote of the Day

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“Then, the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy, and that’s why it was the best summer ever.” – Ralph Wiggum

30
May
15

Quote of the Day

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“Marge, if you don’t mind, I’m a little busy right now achieving financial independence.” – Homer Simpson
“With cans of grease?” – Marge Simpson
“No, through savings and wise investments.  Of course with grease!” – Homer Simpson

06
Apr
14

Quote of the Day

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“When you want grease, go to the source: good old Krustyburger.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, I’ll say.  Look at that red headed kid.  There must be twenty dollars worth of grease on his forehead alone.” – Homer Simpson

25
Jul
13

Quote of the Day

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“Hey, this hot dog tastes different.” – Homer Simpson
“Yes, I just cleaned out the machine, sir.  So the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in putrid grease.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Yeah, but without the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.” – Homer Simpson

29
Jan
12

Quote of the Day

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“Can I help you, sir?” – Greasy Teen
“My God, you’re greasy.” – Homer Simpson
“Mr. Marouka?  Help.” – Greasy Teen




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