Posts Tagged ‘Last Exit to Springfield

24
May
19

Quote of the Day

“He’s a worthy foe. Look at him, Smithers, exercising away while the others are off at the candy machine.” – C.M. Burns
“Hey, Lenny, can you get this Sugar Daddy off my back?” – Homer Simpson
“Okay, but it’s the last time.” – Lenny

11
Mar
19

Quote of the Day

“My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: swank. Ten times more addictive that marijuana! To human misery.” – Senator Mendoza
“Ice to see you.” – McBain

29
Aug
18

Quote of the Day

“Who is that firebrand, Smithers?” – C.M. Burns
“That’s Homer Simpson, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
“Simpson, eh? New man?” – C.M. Burns
“Actually, sir, he thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude.” – Mr. Smithers
“Doesn’t ring a bell.” – C.M. Burns

11
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny
“Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge
“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny
“Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge
“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny
“Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge
“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny
“Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge
“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny
“Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge
“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny
“Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge
“Bullseye!” – Karl
“Thanks a lot, Karl. Now I’ve lost my train of thought.” – Homer Simpson
“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny
“Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge
“Dental plan.” – Memory Lenny
“Lisa needs braces.” – Memory Marge

11
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“And Gummy Joe, where would you be without the dental plan?” – Homer Simpson
“I wouldn’t have ol’ Chomper here, that’s for sure!” – Gummy Joe

05
Sep
16

Quote of the Day

Local643

“Welcome, brothers of Local 643, as you know, our president Chuckie Fitzhugh ain’t been seen lately. We’re all praying he’ll turn up soon, alive and well.” – Carl

11
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

WheresMyBurrito

“Where’s my burrito!  Where’s my burrito!  Where’s my burrito!  D’oh!” – Homer Simpson




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