Posts Tagged ‘Lemon of Troy

01
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“That’s okay, son. I’ll take care of him! . . . Faster, son! he’s got a taste for meat now!” – Homer Simpson

14
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Milhouse, how’s the lemonade business?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s clearly booming, Bart.” – Milhouse van Houten
“I don’t even want any. I just bought a pity glass.” – Lisa Simpson

20
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Some things never change.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Hey, everybody! An old man’s talking!” – Milhouse van Houten

03
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“I can’t believe you vandalized your own hometown, Bart! What would Jebediah Springfield say?” – Marge Simpson
“I think he’d be cool with it.” – Bart Simpson

31
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

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“I tell you, I won’t live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!” – Shelbyville Manhattan
“Well, then, we’ll form our own town! Who will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless marsh I call root marm?” – Jebediah Springfield

14
May
16

Quote of the Day

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“Wait a minute, if you’re from Shelbyville, how come we’ve never seen you in school?” – Shlebyville Kid #1
“I don’t go to school.” – Bart Simpson
“Okay, what’s two plus two?” – Shelbyville Kid #2
“Five.” – Bart Simpson
“Story checks out.” – Shelbyville Kid #2

14
May
15

Quote of the Day

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“That tree’s been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers.  Give it back, or we’ll bust in there and take it.” – Homer Simpson
“Bust in here and take it?  You must be stupider than you look.” – Shelbyville Homer
“Stupider like a fox!” – Homer Simpson

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lemon of Troy”! Original airdate 14 May 1995.




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