Posts Tagged ‘Lemon of Troy

13
Oct
18

Makeup Quote of the Day

“And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Springfield. They had brought the sacred tree back to its native soil, and though Flanders was stuck with the impound fee, he could easily afford it.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

14
May
18

Quote of the Day

“We’ve squozen our whole supply. To the lemon tree!” – Milhouse can Houten

Note: “Squozen” is a seriously underrated Simpsons neologism. 

03
Mar
18

Quote of the Day

“Wet Cement! Is there any sweeter sign? Well, maybe High Voltage.” – Bart Simpson

01
Aug
17

Quote of the Day

“That’s okay, son. I’ll take care of him! . . . Faster, son! he’s got a taste for meat now!” – Homer Simpson

14
May
17

Quote of the Day

“Hey, Milhouse, how’s the lemonade business?” – Bart Simpson
“It’s clearly booming, Bart.” – Milhouse van Houten
“I don’t even want any. I just bought a pity glass.” – Lisa Simpson

20
Mar
17

Quote of the Day

“Some things never change.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Hey, everybody! An old man’s talking!” – Milhouse van Houten

03
Jan
17

Quote of the Day

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“I can’t believe you vandalized your own hometown, Bart! What would Jebediah Springfield say?” – Marge Simpson
“I think he’d be cool with it.” – Bart Simpson




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