Posts Tagged ‘Lisa Gets an “A”

15
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Good Lord, what a dump. It’s not surprising this school was once classified the most dilapidated in all of Missouri. That’s why it was shut down and moved here, brick by brick.” – Superintendent Chalmers

22
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A11

“You know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one.  We stress tough love, daily chores, and the like.” – Captain McAllister
“No!  We’re not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school.” – Marge Simpson
“Yargh, I understand.  It’s hard to let go.  Tell me this, then:, do you have any spare change?” – Captain McAllister

07
Mar
15

Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A10

“Bart, shouldn’t you be in class?” – Lisa Simpson
“I am.  It’s a little something I whipped up in shop, mostly latex.” – Bart Simpson

22
Nov
14

Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A9

“Aw, cheer up, Lis.  You got a good grade without even reading the book.  That’s win-win.” – Bart Simpson
“Can’t you see the difference between earning something honestly and getting it by fraud?” – Lisa Simpson
“Hmm, I suppose, maybe . . . if, uh . . . no.  No, sorry, I thought I had it there.” – Bart Simpson

13
Sep
14

Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A8

“Ah, this is my kind of aisle: soy substitutes, whiz-less cheese,. . . oven roasted cud!” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s packed in its own drool.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen

05
Jun
14

Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A7

“Those are eight dollars a pound, sport.” – Eatie Gourmet’s Lobster Guy
“Eight dollars a pound times, say, oh, five pounds is um . . . let’s see . . . how many pounds in a gallon?” – Homer Simpson

26
Mar
14

Quote of the Day

Lisa Gets an A6

“We can buy real periodic tables instead of these promotional ones from Oscar Mayer.” – Principal Skinner
“Now, who can tell me the atomic weight of baloneyium?” – Mrs. Krabappel
“Ooh, delicious!” – Martin Prince
“Correct.  I would also accept snacktacular.” – Mrs. Krabappel




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