Posts Tagged ‘Lisa on Ice

16
Jul
18

Quote of the Day

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“Oh yes, we won!  We won!  We won!  Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, heh . . . uh, we won’t be going for pizza.” – Chief Wiggum

13
Nov
17

Quote of the Day

“I better go check that out. Now, Homer, don’t you eat this pie.” – Marge Simpson
“Okay . . . Alright, pie, I’m just gonna do this . . . and if you get eaten, it’s your own fault. . . . D’oh! Oww! Ohhh, my . . . oh the hell with it.” – Homer Simpson

23
Jun
17

Quote of the Day

“It’s Channel 6, Action News!” – TV Announcer
“Ah, Action News, the last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence.” – Bart Simpson

13
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

mouthofateamster

“Hey, Milhouse, knock him down if he’s in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Look! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!” – Lisa Simpson
“Wow, eye of tiger, mouth of a teamster! To think of all the time I wasted on you!” – Homer Simpson

13
Nov
16

Quote of the Day

gotbosoms

“I don’t want anyone to give her a hard time just because she’s different. No jokes. No taunting. . . Ah, haha! Look! That kid’s got bosoms! Who’s got a wet towel? C’mere you butterball!” – Homer Simpson
“Don’t make me run. I’m full of chocolate!” – Uter

26
Jul
16

Quote of the Day

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“I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but hockey is so violent and dangerous. Look at Milhouse’s teeth.” – Marge Simpson
“Mom, will you stop showing us those.” – Bart Simpson

13
Nov
15

Quote of the Day

OnlyBall

“Children, that was our only ball.  There’ll be no team this year.” – Vollyball Coach
“Awwww.” – Girls




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