Posts Tagged ‘Lisa the Beauty Queen

31
May
19

Quote of the Day

“Coming up next, a new fad that’s sweeping the nation: wasting food.” – Scott Christian

16
Oct
18

Quote of the Day

“Are we done?” – Lisa Simpson
“We are just warming up.” – Turn Your Head and Coif Guy
“Uh, isn’t this dangerous?” – Lisa Simpson
“Don’t worry, I am well protected.” – Turn Your Head and Coif Guy

21
Jun
18

Quote of the Day

“Dad, do you remember why you entered me in that pageant?” – Lisa Simpson
“I don’t know. Was I drunk?” – Homer Simpson
“Possibly.” – Lisa Simpson

15
Oct
17

Quote of the Day

“Lisa, I know a song that will cheer you up. . . . There once was an ugly duckling…” – Marge Simpson
“So you think I’m ugly?” – Lisa Simpson
“No! No, I meant you were one of the good looking ducks . . . that makes fun of the ugly one. Hmm.” – Marge Simpson

05
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“It does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under ‘Do Not Write In This Space’, he wrote, ‘OK’.” – Kent Brockman

14
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“Amber Dempsy.” – Pageant Contestant #1
“In the same week, she was Pork Princess and Little Miss Kosher.” – Pageant Contestant #2

23
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“I’m an ugmo!” – Lisa Simpson
“Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.” – Homer Simpson
“Fathers have to say that stuff.” – Lisa Simpson
“Dad, am I cute as a bug’s ear?” – Homer Simpson
“No, you’re homely as a mule’s butt!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson




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