Posts Tagged ‘Lisa the Beauty Queen

05
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“It does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under ‘Do Not Write In This Space’, he wrote, ‘OK’.” – Kent Brockman

14
Oct
16

Quote of the Day

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“Amber Dempsy.” – Pageant Contestant #1
“In the same week, she was Pork Princess and Little Miss Kosher.” – Pageant Contestant #2

23
Mar
16

Quote of the Day

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“I’m an ugmo!” – Lisa Simpson
“Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.” – Homer Simpson
“Fathers have to say that stuff.” – Lisa Simpson
“Dad, am I cute as a bug’s ear?” – Homer Simpson
“No, you’re homely as a mule’s butt!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

13
Oct
15

Quote of the Day

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“Did you see Tine Epstein?” – Pageant Contestant #1
“Whoa, if you’re gonna binge, you better purge.” – Pageant Contestant #2

11
Jun
15

Quote of the Day

Goodbye

“Pick the red, get ahead!  Pick the black, set you back!” – Bart Simpson
“I don’t recall authorizing this booth.” – Principal Skinner
“Goodbye, gentlemen.” – Bart Simpson

26
Jan
15

Quote of the Day

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“There’s no way I can beat this girl.  She’s the Jack Nicklaus of the pageant circuit.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, I don’t know that she’s as attractive as Jack Nicklaus.” – Marge Simpson
“I meant because they both win all the time, Mom.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, well, yes, that’s what I meant too.” – Marge Simpson

15
Oct
14

Quote of the Day

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“Your daughter could be crowned Little Miss Springfield by our host, the maitre d’ of glee, Krusty the Klown.” – Jack Larson
“I heartily endorse this event or product.” – Krusty the Klown




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