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“What do you do, Dr. . . Simpson?” – Homer Simpson
“Doctor?” – Lisa Simpson
“That’s right, I’m chief of complicated surgery at the invasa-care clinic.” – Dr. Simpson


Reading Digest: Artistic Crossover Edition

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“Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings.  But you really got through to me.” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh, good.  I figure, if you’ve got something special to say, you have to share it with the world.” – Jazz Musician
“Yeah, while you still can.  Thanks.” – Lisa Simpson
“Damn, that felt like a sale.” – Jazz Musician

This week’s Reading Digest is loaded with Simpsons inspired pieces of creativity.  We’ve got everything from a small drawing to a gigantic sand sculpture, as well as cheap laughs and honest-to-Jebus highfalutin music of the choral and jazz varieties.  There’s also a chance to see Dan Castellaneta live (if you’re in Los Angeles tonight), more reviews and pictures about the post-apocalyptic Simpsons play (the free tickets have been claimed, and we should have a review soon), Duplo Legos(!), lists, YouTube, excellent usage, a new Harry Shearer album, and I haven’t even mentioned Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week yet.  Some weeks the internet is generous; this was one of them.


Momentos de cine (40) – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is in Spanish, but that doesn’t matter.  It’s an amazingly comprehensive shot for shot comparison between “Treehouse of Horror V” and The Shining.  You don’t need Google Translate to understand that, and, there’s a ton more.  Viva Actualidad Simpson!  (And thanks to reader Stephen for sending this in.) 

Opening Night: The Improvised Musical! w/ Dan Castellaneta & Deb Lacusta – Attention L.A. readers!  Castellaneta is performing in this, tonight in Los Angeles:

OPENING NIGHT: THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL!® is exactly that: a Broadway-style musical that is made up on the spot, based on audience suggestion. So every night is the `Opening Night’ of a musical that has never been seen!

As near as I can tell, this is one night only, tickets are $25, and it’s a small theater so you’ll be up close and personal if you decide to go.  (Thanks to Elizabeth from iO West for the e-mail.) 

Fountains of Wayne, Dr. John and Other Guest On New Harry Shearer CD – Castellaneta isn’t the only one keeping busy.  Harry Shearer is releasing a new album.  It promises to be awesome:

• "Macondo" (Rob Brydon, vocals; Bruce Gaitsch, guitar; Chris Tedesco, trumpet; Shearer, bass; CJ Vanston, track): The song is written from the vantage point of the BP Petroleum executive who famously wanted his life back after the oil spill. Singing on the Randy Newman-esque track is Welsh actor/comic Rob Brydon, known for co-starring with Steve Coogan in "The Trip."

Rob Brydon as Tony Hayward?  Can we start filming the movie now, please?   

Song Premiere: Harry Shearer’s ‘Celebrity Booze Endorser’ feat. Fountains of Wayne – And here you can listen to one of the other songs, which the above link describes thusly:

• "Celebrity Booze Endorser" (Harry Shearer, vocals; Fountains of Wayne, guest band): Shearer came to love the title phrase when Variety reported Madonna had joined the ranks of celebrity booze endorsers.

Jazz Columns: Brandon Wright: Thanks to Matt Groening (and Lisa Simpson) – Awesome:

Brandon Wright: Well, the funny story there is when I was eight years old The Simpsons was just being aired in its first season and the character Lisa Simpson, who they made a saxophonist…in the very first season they had her paired up with the jazz musician “Bleeding Gums Murphy”; this is over twenty years ago now. They sing this Blues song together and in the lyrics she says that she is in the second grade and I was in the second grade when The Simpsons came out and I just found her extremely relatable because she could have been my peer in real life and at eight years old you just have such an imagination that I just thought she could be my friend ‘cause she plays the saxophone and it would be so cool. I just knew when band came around that I would want to play the saxophone.

You have no idea how unique that story is!

I still need to write Matt Groening and all of the creators of the show. Thank you. I keep saying I am going to do it and then I put it off, so that’s something I need to do. I did meet the composer, Alf Clausen of the show as well as Terry Harrington, who plays the baritone sax.

Good things continue to flow from The Simpsons, even if Zombie Simpsons ain’t one of ’em.

The Westminster Choir offers a magical marriage of music and memory – Choral music inspired by the Simpson family:

From there, the music was all-American, while remaining mostly attuned to the concept of how each of us is a product of our particular native environment, and, via memory, how we remain forever attached to and influenced by it. A humorous, yet touching aspect of said concept was expressed in three short excerpts from Paul Crabtree’s Five Romantic Miniatures from The Simpsons — yep, you got it, the same Simpsons that we’ve all watched on TV in recent decades. One of the pieces raved about Marge’s winning ways with pork chops; another (“Marge, I need you”) was a tender declaration of love: something that can even bind satirical cartoon characters.

I couldn’t find video of that choir, but I did find at least part of it being performed by a college choir:

Sadly, lyrics were not to be found.  Skip to about the 1:45 mark for the Marge/Pork Chops part.  (Here’s another video of the same choir with a different performance.)

Maggie Simpson by ~snowbloodqueen on deviantART – Charcoal?  Pencil?  I don’t know squat about drawing, so I can’t say, but that is a nicely stark looking Maggie.  Bravo. 

Iowa landfill fire likely to last until next week – Not quite twenty-five years, but:

City officials say their main strategy remains to let the fire burn out on its own, but they are considering other methods such as specialized wetting agents and burying burning tires with ground cover.

A week later it’s still going (thanks to reader David for sending this one in).

FIESA SAND SCULPTURE FESTIVAL in PORTUGAL – I’ve linked sand sculptures here before, but I don’t think I’ve seen this one.  I have no idea how Marge’s hair is standing up. 

NUReviews Episode 6: The Simpsons Arcade Game – A mix of live action and game footage YouTube review. 

Richard Ford–”The Bank Robbery” [excerpt from Canada] (Harpers, June 2012) – A librarian reviews a Phish live set:

Similarly, “Wilson” takes a really long time to get going, including a nice little nod to “The Simpsons” in the intro.  And then there’s a really long pause before the “blap boom” part comes in.  It’s a fun version of the song.

From Shearer to jazz to choir music to Phish, that about covers it. 

Mermaids Embodies the Rotting Carcass of Science TV – Amidst shredding a pathetic Animal Planet show that purports to prove the existence of mermaids (yes, you read that correctly), the debunker invokes Sideshow Bob:

But rather than being a hook for communicating actual science, Mermaids was a sensationalistic end in itself. The show was meant to titillate and deceive – yet another bit of noxious rot in what I have often called television’s bottomless chum bucket (hat-tip to Sideshow Bob). I’m sure Animal Planet would defend itself by saying that it issued a disclaimer, but clearly viewers either tuned out or just didn’t pay attention. When a science fiction show, dressed up as a documentary, presents the “Dramatic Re-Enactment” caveat at the bottom of some scenes, it’s not surprising that some viewers were confused about what they were actually seeing.

At least Vanessa Redgrave wasn’t involved. 

Congressman cites Homer Simpson, hockey player on House floor – A little Simpsons infused spat between a Congressman and some watchdog group. 

We Love Arts: Mr. Burns, a post-electric play – Another glowing review of the apocalypse play.  Click through for a couple of pictures, including what I think are Itchy & Scratchy dancing with Sideshow Bob in the distant future.

The Survival of ‘The Simpsons’ – More nice press for “Mr. Burns, A Post Electric Play”.  This one has a great picture of Future Sideshow Bob/Burns. 

Mr. Burns, a Post-Electric Play: When society crumbles, we’ll still have The Simpsons – Yet more fawning words, and these even manage to agree with us:

Yes, it’s never again been as good as its early-’90s pinnacle, blah blah blah. If my abiding affection for the show is now largely nostalgic, well, that’s kind of Washburn’s point.

The Simpsons – Lego Duplo versions of all five family members.  

Paul Lewis: Boxing circus hits new low – Moderate usage from New Zealand in regards to a “boxing” match between two “glamour models”:

These two "glamour models" (is there any other kind … ?) might be models though the glamour is elusive. Ridge is known only for briefly being Sonny Bill Williams’ girlfriend and Arkle for being in that reality show of couth and breeding, The GC – though her website reveals that she was once in a TV commercial for Munchos and featured in Zoo Weekly’s Best Bum competition 2011. Ah, the glamour …

But back to The Simpsons – in one episode, the series’ misanthropic millionaire, Montgomery Burns, was shot and the pompous TV newsreader said: "Local autocrat Montgomery C Burns was shot, following a tense confrontation at Town Hall. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to alive."

At this stage, you’d have to say that boxing, which regularly touches new lows presaging death by its own hand, could be pronounced dead in this country with this bout.

The quote is slightly garbled, Brockman actually says, “At 3pm, Friday, local autocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot, following a tense confrontation at town hall.  Burns was rushed to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead.  He was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded his condition to alive.” But it’s still good enough for moderate usage. 

Pliny The Elder and Citizen Kane – A discussion of beer takes a turn:

The truth is that most of you probably will not have seen the movie.

That doesn’t matter. The influence of damn near every scene in the movie is culturally omnipresent. If you’ve seen the first six seasons of The Simpsons, you have more or less seen Citizen Kane. Monty Burns is basically Charlie Kane. His bear, Bobo is Rosebud. His hound-releasing estate is Xanadu. The show references it with an almost maniacal fervency. Charles Foster Kane. C Montgomery Burns. Smithers even organizes a song and dance tribute to Mr. Burns that’s basically identical to the original.

The first time I watched Citizen Kane was head spinning in the number of things I recognized from the show. 

2012 Saturn Awards: Special Achievement Awards Recipients Announced – The show is getting another award.  It goes almost without saying, but it’s a lifetime achievement type deal, not for anything specific Zombie Simpsons crapped out. 

How to land your dream job in tech – Ouch:

You know that a trend has run its course when you see a parody of it on the long running cartoon series The Simpsons.

Why this "Old" Company Might Deserve a Place in Your Portfolio – Excellent usage from a financial guy:

Whenever I hear the term "buggy whip," I think of Homer Simpson’s boss, Charles Montgomery Burns, the billionaire character in "The Simpsons" whose quirks lampoon the attitudes of the robber baron class of America’s Gilded Age. One of my favorite bits in the cartoon is when some of Mr. Burns’ portfolio holdings are mentioned: Amalgamated Spats, Transatlantic Zeppelin, U.S. Hay, and "the up and coming" Baltimore Opera Hat Co. If these had been real companies, then I’m certain they’d be shown the dustbin of history by now.

But what about the Congreves? 

The most shocking TV deaths – in videos – Maude Flanders is on here.  That is all. 

The simpler life as a Simpsons character. – The lighter and practical advantages of being a Simpsons character. 

Thieves steal grease; slip away – You can’t commit that crime without someone using it as an excuse to post a Simpsons video. 

27 Funny Vehicles From the Simpsons – There’s a few Zombie Simpsons examples on here, but not many. 

"Helen": Not as sweet as she looks – Excellent usage:

Yeah. I can’t believe I went for the towel in the middle of a Benchmark. That was like when Homer Simpson was in that giant-steak-eating contest, and they yelled "Go," and the first thing he did was start buttering a dinner roll.

"Homer!" Marge called out. "Don’t fill up on bread!"

Marge actually says, “No, Homer”, but that’s okay. 

Poll names Anchorage residents worst-dressed – There’s no real point to this story, but if you click through you can see a picture of a guy’s Simpsons themed bowtie. 

The Most Lovable Geek Heros in Pop Culture History – A pagewhoring slideshow of famous pop culture geeks includes Lisa. 

Greatest TV Theme Tunes: Friday Fiver – Exactly what it says, with YouTube. 

Fun w/ The Simpsons in Spanish. – I chuckled. 

Side Show Bob Organic Catnip Cat Toy Plush With Crinkle Sound – Vegan Salvaged Eco Friendly Materials – I can’t say for sure that this is the Etsy-est thing to ever Etsy, but it’s gotta be close.

Mike Brady avoids upset, reaches Pop Culture Dad final four – Give Tampa Bay Online credit, their Father’s Day tie in is a tournament of famous fictional Dads.  Sadly, Homer lost to Atticus Finch. 

Nostalgia Critic: Top 11 Simpson Episodes – And finally, I get to end the way I like to, with someone who agrees with us.  In this case, it’s one of the best known geeks on the internet, that guy with glasses: 

Goddamn it!  It’s still on?

Sort of.  Whatever it is, it ain’t The Simpsons.  Thanks to everyone who e-mailed this in, and special thanks because literally every one of you prefaced it by saying something like “you’ve probably been e-mailed about this already”. 


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“This is crazy.  Just because you and Dad and Bart went downhill doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen to me.  Does it?” – Lisa Simpson
“Sure.  But it doesn’t mean you can’t live a long and pointless life.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson


That Is So 1991

“Please alter my pants as fashion dictates.” – Jasper (as read by Homer Simpson)

Last month, when I was taking all those frame grabs of the seated Cerberus that was the three housewives from “Moms I’d Like to Forget”, I was struck by how modern and colorful their outfits were compared to Marge’s.  The next week I noticed something similar in “Flaming Moe”.  Characters who’ve been around a long time, like Smithers and Patty, look really out of place next to the one-and-done guests.  The more I thought about it, the more it occurred to me that this happens in almost every episode.  They come up with some one off character or just have a celebrity on, and s/he looks wildly different than the long time characters in the same shot. 

This is another example of how you can’t keep the show from aging, even if you nominally keep the characters from aging.  Characters that were originally designed to catch the eye in low definition at a time when televisions were a lot smaller don’t scale up well to HD resolutions.  The basic character models (Marge’s green dress, Homer’s white shirt, etcetera) are big on solid colors and low on minute detail.  But new characters, who are supposed to be twenty-first century Americans, can’t be drawn the way the Simpsons are, it would look terrible.  Instead they animate new characters as realistically as possible and just ignore the clashing styles. 

Patty's Out of Style

Look at Patty’s clothes compared to the gay dudes.  Her dress is flat and monochromatic, their clothes are colorful and detailed.  Look at the shoulders, buttons and belt of the guy in white.  Look at the knotted sweatshirt; look at the precise lines of the pockets on the green pants.  The three of them are massively more detailed than she is. 


Here we can see the same thing with Marge and the Anitas.  They gave Marge as many different dresses as they could (examples), but when they use her standard outfit they’re stuck with these radically clashing styles.  The clothing is obvious enough, but it extends even to the accessories.  Two of the Anitas are wearing necklaces that look kind of like the necklaces real women wear everyday.  Next to those, Marge’s necklace is painfully cartoony.  There’s nothing wrong with cartoony in and of itself, but it looks more than a little out of place next to the more realistic drawings.

This sort of thing happens all the time on Zombie Simpsons, and it’s only gotten worse since the changeover to HD.  Unfortunately for us, there’s nothing they can do about it even if they wanted to.  The audience accepts Marge in that uniform green dress, but if you drew other characters with the same simplicity it would look childishly primitive.  And it’s not like they can change the way the main characters look, doing so would risk a New Coke level disaster. 

They compensate by putting old characters in different clothes far more often than they did back in the before time, in the long long ago.  Just this season we’ve seen Homer wear a sweater for most of an episode as well as go undercover for the bulk of another.  Lisa’s spent significant time in school and baseball uniforms.  But those sorts of temporary dodges can’t change the basic character models.  They’re stuck with the fact that the default costumes for all of the main characters, and most of the secondary ones, aren’t designed for modern animation, and clash badly with newer characters that are. 


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“So wait a minute, this means I’m gonna be a failure?” – Bart Simpson
“Yes, son, a spectacular failure.” – Homer Simpson
“Enh.” – Bart Simpson


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“Isn’t there any way I can change my DNA, like, sitting on the microwave?” – Lisa Simpson
“Not according to any movie I’ve ever seen.” – Dr. Hibbert


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