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“That’s it! I’m calling the company.” – Lisa Simpson
“Hello, you have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center. If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy’s appearance or odor, press one. If you’ve given Malibu Stacy a haircut and need to order a replacement head, press two.” – Malibu Stacy Customer Service Recording


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“Look, Achy Breaky Stacy for a dollar ninety-nine!” – Little Girl #1
“Live from the Improv Stacy’s only eighty-nine cents!” – Little Girl #2
“Ewww.” – Little Girls


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“A hush falls over the General Assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.” – Lisa Simpson
“I wish they taught shopping in school.” – Talking Malibu Stacy


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“It’s awful being a kid, no one listens to you.” – Lisa Simpson
“It’s rotten being old, no one listens to you.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“I’m a white male, age 18-49, everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.” – Homer Simpson


Primetime Cartoons: Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy

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“Mom!  We can go on the factory tour and I can complain in person!” – Lisa Simpson
“Honey, you’re not going to throw red paint at the executives, are you?  The Keebler people were very upset.” – Marge Simpson

Welcome to tonight’s open thread, or live blog, or live watch, or whatever it is we’re doing for the Season 5 episode “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy”.  The comment section is open, the Twitter hashtag is #NewHat, and feel free to quote things as you see fit.  Also, please tell us, during or after, how you think we can improve this.  As I said earlier in the week, I really don’t know how this wants to work or what I’m doing.  But it seems like there’s enough Simpsons fans on-line that watching together should be more fun than watching apart, and suggestions are welcome.  Now let’s forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.

Edit 9:00pm: Well, that was fun.  It was a controlled disaster, but first times of anything usually are.  (I’m reminded of Jay Sherman reminiscing about “the agony of my first public shower”.)  Dave and I got way out of sync on Twitter, I foolishly thought my wireless would be fine if I sat out in the yard instead of closer to the hub (it died with about three minutes to go), I got started late because I had to reboot my laptop, and running these episodes with no commercials makes quoting and commenting on the fly hard to do.  On the other hand, I got to watch The Simpsons, which I am pretty much never unhappy about.  Thanks to those who watched and commented along, here and on Twitter, and we’ll try this again next week.  

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Can't Beat Big Business

“Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything.” – Lisa Lionheart
“You know, if we get through to just that one little girl, it’ll all be worth it.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes, particularly if that little girl happens to pay forty-six thousand dollars for that doll.” – Stacy Lovell
“What?” – Lisa Simpson
“Oh nothing.  Kudos to you, Lisa.  Kudos.” – Stacy Lovell

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy”!  Original airdate 17 February 1994.


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“Lisa, ordinarily I’d say you should stand up for what you believe in, but you’ve been doing that an awful lot lately.” – Marge Simpson
“Yeah, you made us march in that gay rights parade.” – Bart Simpson
“And we can’t watch FOX cause they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria.” – Homer Simpson


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