Posts Tagged ‘Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy

18
Jul
19

Quote of the Day

“I’m thirsty. Eww, what smells like mustard? There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood. Ooh, look at that one!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

13
Dec
18

Quote of the Day

“Though it was unusual to spend twenty-eight minutes reporting on a doll, this reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It’s just really fascinating news, folks. Good night. . . . Oh, and the President was arrested for murder, more on that tomorrow night or you can turn to another channel. . . . Oh, do not turn to another channel.” – Kent Brockman

17
Feb
18

Quote of the Day

“Change what she says. It’s your company.” – Lisa Simpson
“Not since I was forced out in 1974. They said my way of thinking just wasn’t cost effective.” – Stavy Lovell
“That’s awful.” – Lisa Simpson
“Well, that, and I was funneling profits to the Vietcong.” – Stacy Lovell

02
Jul
17

Quote of the Day

“Holy smokes, that’s it! From now on I’m thinking, acting, and looking young! And I’m gonna start with a bottle of Buzz cola! . . . Ow! The bubbles are burning my tongue!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

17
Feb
17

Quote of the Day

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“That’s it! I’m calling the company.” – Lisa Simpson
“Hello, you have reached the Malibu Stacy customer service center. If you have a complaint about Malibu Stacy’s appearance or odor, press one. If you’ve given Malibu Stacy a haircut and need to order a replacement head, press two.” – Malibu Stacy Customer Service Recording

17
Aug
16

Quote of the Day

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“Look, Achy Breaky Stacy for a dollar ninety-nine!” – Little Girl #1
“Live from the Improv Stacy’s only eighty-nine cents!” – Little Girl #2
“Ewww.” – Little Girls

17
Feb
16

Quote of the Day

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“A hush falls over the General Assembly as Stacy approaches the podium to deliver what will no doubt be a stirring and memorable address.” – Lisa Simpson
“I wish they taught shopping in school.” – Talking Malibu Stacy




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