Dead Homer Society

“Now we just sit by the mailbox and watch the money roll in.” – Homer Simpson
“But you’re going to annoy thousands of people just make a few measly dollars. It’s nothing but panhandling!” – Marge Simpson
“Tele-panhandling.” – Homer Simpson

“You think this stolen H is a laugh riot, don’t you? Well, I’ll tell you something that’s not so funny! Right now, Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl! . . . I guess it is a little funny.” – Principal Skinner

“Guess who likes you?” – Nelson Muntz
“Milhouse, I’m so sorry.” – Lisa Simpson
“He can’t hear you now. We had to pack his ears with gauze.” – EMT

“Holy jumping Caesar’s catfish! My H has been stolen! Oh, that’s how people know it’s a Honda! What’s the point of having a Honda if you can’t show it off?” – Superintendent Chalmers

Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa’s Date with Density”! Original airdate: 15 December 1996.

“And, should there be a request for an encore, we will reprise Pop Goes the Weasel. Otherwise, we will file out quietly.” – Mr. Largo

Happy birthday Danny Elfman! 

“You got anybody in mind for your next crush?” – Milhouse van Houten
“Well, I’m really not thinking about that now.  I suppose it could be almost anybody.” – Lisa Simpson
“Yes!” – Milhouse van Houten

“Lisa!  The cops are chasing me, I need a place to hide!” – Nelson Muntz
“Lisa’s window is the next one.” – Homer Simpson